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can I say hello 2 myself ?
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can I say hello 2 myself ?
Will you be polite enough to reply?
Yes!
Was ennison's post a reply or a question?
*cleaning fingernails with a knife* Does it really matter? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/skull.gif
Are you afraid of ghosts? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/ghost.gif
I see dead people, but they never give me money, so NO! Maybe I would be if they loaned me money at a high interest rate like the mafia or something.
Why can't I sleep?
You're awake. Do'h! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/h040.gif
Why am I asking another stupid question? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../classic10.gif
because,,you aren't stupid.
Why is the sun hot?
because we think heat is sexy
Why don't humans have wings to fly?
Because wings are for windows.
Why do people always picture carpenters wearing overalls?
because picturing them naked is too uncomfortable.
Why do they call it reality TV?
Because it obviously isn't.
How come a teenager can hear money being withdrawn from a wallet, but they can't hear you yell at them to get the freaking dishes done?
Because teenagers have evolved selective hearing:D
In which room do you put your bed?
The basement. Seriously. Scary, I know.
In which bed do you put your room?
The same pet I put my house in... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/e055.gif
Why way do you drive you car?
Forward (most of the time)
What kind of car (truck, van, SUV) do you drive?
Chevy Truck, Kia Car. Also own Ford Truck and car. Kids, ya know. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/acc26.gif
Was your first vehicle a real pile of junk? :lol:
laughing...memories....
first car 1963 vw bug w/a canvas top...no gas cap...hardly a clutch..cost me $300..but it gave me liberty!!!
why do we go to theatres?
Because all those actors & stage hands won't fit into my livingroom.
Is that the light at the end of the tunnel or just another train coming to run me over?
Neither, it is a mutant firefly on steroids and boy, is it hungry...
Why is coffee so good?
Our tastebuds are speed freaks and if they don't get their dose they'll prefer paper..
Why are there there only 4 wheels on a car?
My car has at least 6 wheels - the 4 on the ground, a flywheel, and a steeringwheel.............
Why does time pass soooooo s ... l ... o ... w ... l ... y when I'm bored?
because it likes to watch you be bored and doesn't want to leave.
Why do highlighters neither lift things higher nor make them lighter?
because the guy who invented them thought the misnomer would be funny; an inside joke, you know?
Why is it so easy to watch a Foucault pendulum, like the one in the PDX convention center?
You are getting very sleepy. When you wake up, you will not remember any of this, but you will have a sudden urge to mail Pendragon $100. Watch the pendulum swing, back and forth, back and forth... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ies/guilty.gif
Why do we always get the urge to look through a hole in a privacy fence? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/acc32.gif
Well, because we subconsciusly have a desire that stems back to our childhood. This primoridial urge is often rooted in...
Bah! We look because we are nosy!
Why is champagne bubbly?
Because the champagne makers are out to rip us off with more bubbles and less liquid. Its a conspiracy.
Why do people call glasses spectacles?
Because they speculate glasses could have x-ray vision capabilities.
What's an "A" student?
The student who is always first in line, sort of like a "one" student.
Why is my right hand cold and my left one warm?
split personality?
I know that there is more than one way; but which is the BEST way to skin a cat?
I prefer get my cats professionally skinned.
Why does "Z" come at the end?
because Zorro always gets the last word :D
Why is it so hard to write well?
Because to write unrecognizably and stupidly is easy! Damn easy.
Why don't buses have seatbelts???
Because children and people who can't afford their own cars are expendable. DUH! (I hope the sarcasm of that post is evident...... wouldn't want anyone believing I truly feel that way)
Which came first.... the chicken or the egg?
The cow.
What do cows drink?
Fermented grass. Sort of "Liquid Pot". http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/cow.gif
Aren't bulls a real crock?
sure, if you say so :lol:
Why is Murphy's law the only one universally enforced?
it's always about ireland, they truly rule the world!
why can't the circle be unbroken?
Because if we break it all the points with which it is made of will over-flood the whole place.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it ain't green! Next question! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/rebel.gif
Is it feasible to crossbreed wasps with honeybees?
No, but it is FLEAsible :p
Why cant humans be spotted like cows?