If I were a ______, what would you be?

Correcting your spelling, with bated breath

If I were a typical cliche, what would you be?

oops, all better now
and I would still be just as typical

If I were a music store, what would you be?

Entering often

If I were a deck of cards, what would you be?

the Queen of Hearts

If I were the Queen what would you be?

At your service

If I were banal, what would you be?

ditto

If I were boring, what would you be?

Drilled

If I were pedantic, what would you be?

annoyed

If I were a snow flake, what would you be?

Verrry fearful of global warming

If I were a tear, what would you be?

mending

If I were fading, what would you be?

A crown polisher

If I were intent, what would you be?

patient

If I were superfluous, what would you be?

disappointed

If I were heavy, what would you be?

Depends on if I had to carry you. Then I would be squished.

If I were a feather, what would you be?

A peacock http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs15/f/20..._ShoneGold.gif

:p

If I were an avatar, what would you be?