Picnic ;
A moveable outdoor feast, often taken with protien supplements such as ants, midges, thripps and aphids, untill broken up by malevolent herds of cattle.
Rural
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Picnic ;
A moveable outdoor feast, often taken with protien supplements such as ants, midges, thripps and aphids, untill broken up by malevolent herds of cattle.
Rural
(I loved the post on Iris - great creativity!)
Rural: a time when men sat and talk to themselves at times - a mitosis for great neuroses.
Inventive:
Inventive Having a spark of genius that borders on insanity, and a mania for creativity that is eccentric at best and theatrical at worse
Job
Job : Biblical character upon whom was heaped innumerable and unceasing misfortunes about which he saw no reason to keep quiet. More recently his name has come to be used to denote the most common source of such misery.
Pasta
Pasta: Long Threads Of Comfort nutrition initiated at "Your Date Sucks" and "You'll Get Dumped Big Time." moments
alcoholic:
alcoholic: someone who every third time you see them is drinking lime and soda 'for no reason really - just felt like it'.
downtime
That time in between bouts of drunkennes when the average alcoholic drinks lime and soda, and consequently feels down.
Syphon
Syphon (didn't know this one originally either): a device that makes life entertaining as it is easy to move fluids but not exes or unwanted traits.
Zodiac Sign:
One of twelve pretty pictures that one twelfth of the world's gullible think is going to affect their life, or, in other words, half a billion people are going to have the same day.
Charlatanry
Charlatanry The ability to use words to twist reality, a common theme being spiritualists and herb peddlers
Ghost
Ghost - a movie that did more for handthrown pots than any number of Olde Vyllage Crafte Fayres.
Mail order
Charlatanry: What most people like Stephenie Meyer have - a disease of the mind that makes you famous and own billions whereas real people are ignored. Common in places where species known as "homo sapiens' exist. (Thanks Dafyd didn't no this one before)
IQ:
Mail order - synonym for optimism.
Penguin
Hummmm-- two words.
Penguin: Bird that always goes formal
IQ: A number said to denote intelligence which one always finds to be higher in one's self than in others
Prude
IQ: A score that it's impossible to talk about. If yours is below average, you want to keep it quiet. If it's average there's no point mentioning it. And if it's above average, you just look like a jerk if you say so.
Prude: someone who draws the line a bit further back than you, but who can still see you from there.