It's not super bad . . . but worse than veggies . . . just keep it in check and in perspective :)
Why can't I see faces in my mind's eye? I can't even see my parents, or bro! :eek:
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It's not super bad . . . but worse than veggies . . . just keep it in check and in perspective :)
Why can't I see faces in my mind's eye? I can't even see my parents, or bro! :eek:
Because silly!!! You can only see eye's in your mind's eye! You have to use your mind's face!
Why are stupid videos so entertaining?
Because, secretly, we all have that disgusting/stupid sense of humor. And, besides, it's good to laugh. :lol:
Why is it so easy to say stupid stuff/ totally stick your foot in your mouth?
Because we don't tell anyone how easily the foot gets to the mouth, yet we tell everyone that dumb tongue-elbow bit....
Why is it so much fun to watch figure skaters fall on the ice?
Ditto the above thing, but with crashes, etc. Think demolition derbies. They are great. :)
Why is ice slippery?
Ice is slippery because it's made out of water and therefore has the texture of a fish....
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck, provided said creature could chuck wood?
Not very much if he chucks a sicky first(auzzie thing :p)
How do you cure the hiccups?
By ameliorating the status of a toad.
Is this a stupid question?
I can understand it,so yes :D
Why must a toothbrush have a handle?
Because otherwise there would be nothing for walruses and squirrels to brush their teeth with.
Now what do I ask?
A question :p
Who makes fortune cookies?
Chinese restaurant owners' wives. :p
Okay, so that was two silly questions - why is third time lucky?
Because it's not! The 42nd is!!
Why don't chickens have teeth?
Because Chicken World is a very chilly place and they just chatter their teeth off.
Why do men have wallets and women purses?
Because if they didn't they wouldn't have anything to carry around their valuables in. ;)
Why aren't ice cream cakes made in bite sized portions? :confused: