Originally Posted by Basil (in another thread)
Sometimes, when no other forum members are logged on, I shed my clothes and scamper freely around the forum, naked as a jaybird. I lightly tiptoe through General Lit; skip gracefully through the Religious Texts; scamper happily 'mongst the threads and games of General Chat. Soon, the ghostly spirits of all the authors on the site rise up and join me. Hand in hand, we dance and laugh and sing bawdy songs of not-so-fair maidens and their scheming mothers. We gather up words and fling them into the air as though they were fallen leaves. We spin around and around until, overcome with dizziness, we fall to the ground, laughing and screaming with delight.
Meanwhile,
__________the guests
____________________just stand there,
___________________________________silent,
_________________________________________watching us . . .