When you stop bunking classes.
If we don't learn from history, is it still history or merely mythology?
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When you stop bunking classes.
If we don't learn from history, is it still history or merely mythology?
still history !!!!
what is earth ?
The oppothite of thumthing that ith mine!
Why is the grass? (Something that my daughter, aged 5, asked me, in 1981!!)
because its gree - hehehe ( couldn't find better answer ..:D)
Why is the earth going around the sun .. ?
It thinks the sun is beautiful, but is too shy to go closer and introduce itself...
Why are there so many questions?
Because if there weren't, there wouldn't be so many answers, and we'd all be ignorant.
At what point does something become garbage?
When you don't know how to use it.
Why do we recycle things?
Just because your granny doesn't do much any more, would it be reasonable to have her melted down for candles?
If mankind evolved from apes, why do you never see a monkey wearing glasses?
Because they don't know yet that if they wore glasses they would look more intelligent.
Why the sun rises in the East?
Because the earth always rotates in one direction.
Why do we spend so much money on space research?
Because it's on the Japanes flag, and Japan is east of here.
If Superman deflects bullets with his chest, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
Spend money on space research? Because rockets sink if you try and use them to look at the sea bed.
Are Wildebeests really Wild, if they're in a zoo
He ducked so that the gun would hit one of the Wildebeests behind himQuote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Wildebeests are not wild, they just went batty in the zoo
How can butter fly?
It gets thrown across the room when a recipe fails...
Why are prawn-crackers made from prawns when dog biscuits aren't made from dogs and bird seed isn't made from birds?
Dogs run faster than prunes......sorry, I meant prawns. Curse Freud!
When Britain had Dog Licences, if you didn't pay your annual fee they impounded the dog. Why didn't they do that with Marriage Licences?