AAA batteries?
How did you come up with that last question?
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AAA batteries?
How did you come up with that last question?
because I'm stupid
why did you ask that question?
I thought I wasn't smart enough to understand it
Am I in trouble?
that's EXACTLY the answer I would give, so yes, you are in trouble
what's the difference between trouble and Trouble?
bruises
What constitutes getting in Trouble?
being a man
when does a man become a mensch?
In a sausage factory
When do reindeers return to Europe?
Christmas eve
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
just one but you need to click it 500 times (just 10 if you're using a Mac)
does the sun have a father?
Yes, and he's VERY bright
How many STUPID TV shows can they come up with?
Infinite, as long as there are fools to watch them.
How do you deal with fools?
Confuse them before providing a simple solution - they will warm to it immediately.
Why are 100 buffalo frightened by one lion?
because buffalo don't have teeth.
Why are there four letters in Love?
Because it is an even number. (Will make the task ahead evenly smooth. lol!)
Why do we bunk classes?
Cause there are better things to do.
Where does trouble end?