Because their wings drop of at birth
What are 'the birds and the bees'?
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Because their wings drop of at birth
What are 'the birds and the bees'?
They are the things with wings.
Why do clouds sometimes look like animals?
Because they are jealous of their cuteness...
Is midnight part of the previous or succeeding day?
The succeeding day....
Who am I?
You are you.
What is this?
What you see.
What am I doing?
Sitting at the computer.
Why is it raining?
It isn't. The angels are crying
Why do penguins only live in Antarctica?
They don't. They live where it's cold enough.
Why aren't there more colors than three?
There are, we just can't tell the difference...
Why can't dogs see rainbows?
Because they're not that colorful!
Why do birds fly?
Walking takes too long
Why do we call them "woodpeckers"?
because it would be rude to call them head banging tree suckers
what dynasty do monarch butterflies belong to?
The Flutterbies Dynasty
Why are people rude to one another?
because some people are born without the the polite gene
who did AA batteries beat up?