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But doesn't everyone love the word oxymoron? Isn't it a fun long word like onomatopoeia?(woot, spelled it right first try!)

Isn't it a common word? Haven't you seen gas stations put them up on their signs?

Didn't you see Pen's bullfighters question Hyacinth?

Haven't you heard of selective hearing? ;) Ever think that maybe I know no bull fighters, and thusly couldn't answer/question very well?

How many people know a bull fighter let alone many bull fighters?

Didn't you guys even have a bull fighting team at your School?;)

why would the kings' men need bullfighters? Wouldn't they need lances, or somethin' like that?

What exactly do you mean by 'something like that?'

What do you think they meant by 'something like that'?

And meanwhile, while the debate rages on, what am I supposed to do with a half-ton of angry bull/ox who thinks he's been insulted? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...gry_bull_4.gif

how does a half-ton angry bull/ox taste? How many would a half-ton feed?

The question is, could we actually eat the beef without angering all the vegetarians on the LitNet? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/dunno.gif

Who in the world would willingly give up meat?

Have you ever eaten an undercooked hamburger?

Are you going to "grill me" if I say "yes", and that I like my steaks "rare"?

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Isn't that a rather "grave" picture? Why must you use such blatant puns?

What's wrong with blatant puns?

Can a pun really be blatant? Isn't that kind of like calling Sinead O'Conner a mullethead?

Is there a pun that isn't blatant?

Is there a pun that tries not to be blatant but is blatant?

Doesn't the word 'blatant' sound like a made-up word when you say it over and over? hehehe

Did you think of that all on your own? and it actually does

You helped me, didn't you?

Well, when you're "dead right" you're "dead right", are you not? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...s/LP_skull.gif

Ain't I too young to be dead?

How can you be too young to be dead?

You can be "unborn" can't you? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Doofus.gif

Won't an unborn state be very boring?

Having no memories of such a time, I am hardly an authority on the subject, see? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Sleep.gif

What if we all baked cookies now?

Too random?

At this time of night? You cant be serious?

Why wouldn't I be serious? I posted that at 2:30 in the afternoon, didn't I? Am I to possess knowledge of the timezone each member here resides in, tailoring my posts to fit other's times??

Besides aren't cookies nice anytime of day? :)

I shouldn't talk with my mouth full should I? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1..._eats_fish.gif

Well, no you probably shouldn't unless you are alone, hmm?
Wouldn't it be strange to talk to yourself with your mouth full if you were alone?

Will ennison find my earlier post kind of cranky when I didn't mean it to be?

How could ennison possibly think that?

How should I know Aunty?

I don't know?

Do you not know because your brain neurons are severed?

Please have a heart and don't mention the word "neurons" right now, OK?

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Mine are acting up again and I have to see the Neurologist again, if they get off their duffs and get me an appointment, you know?

Can I mention the word "fluffy" instead? :D



(sorry to hear of your troubles, Pen...hope everything works out for you.) http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...mileys/hug.gif

There aint nothing wrong with that is there? How are you Kathy? You not been on at same time as me in long time?