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he said: "Aye, and ye made yer bed a long toime agone, dinnae ye, Eddy me laddie? Sure and ye'll lie in her tae, so ye will!" Abruptly he changed accents and spoke one I couldn't mistake. "When you deal with the Devil, Eddy boy, don't try to fix the game. I hold all the cards. You wanted eternal life. So you have it, in a way. Vampires do not die, Eddy. They must be destroyed. I have your soul either way." Nick vanished in a puff of...
yellow fog, reminding me of a T.S.Eliot poem. "Hmm" I said to myself "Self, you sorely need to get a clue" Just then someone said "One clue, coming..."
through my boot soles, with a swipe of this magic marker.' The answer is...
Five." "Five?" I asked incredulously. "What kind of answer is that?" "Oh," said the little boy who was now seated in a desk beside me. "It's the answer to my math problem." "But I was just in a...
BUT I WAS JUST IN Another one of my day dreams, oh my gosh look out the window at that enormous purple.....
people eater! A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater? Evidently, the last guy I "dined" upon had some sort of hallucinogenic in his blood. Vampires have to watch out these days. People take all this crap and it gets into their blood, and then you get a freaked out vampire on the streets! Worse they carry diseases in their blood. I knew a vamp out in San Francisco that got Ebola...
from snacking!!! you see what happens to little vamps who dont listen..."Mr Luicious did I not tell to clean your fangs before you step into my class", the rest of you turn.....
"...to page 36 in your text and let's all read out loud to pass the time until Young Mr Luicious returns from his roost with clean fangs." Suddenly a loud and yet muffled thumping occured and....
.....a shout to take cover was sounded in the class. As the undead covered their pale faces against the rays of light that shone through the........
...the splintered opening in the oak door, a face appeared in the opening and said, baring his teeth in a sarcastic grin and looking wild-eyed, "Here's Van Helsing!" Fortunately, most of the class made it to the escape tunnel hidden in the...
cafeteria. Unfortunately, the escape tunnel led to the Cafeteria-Lady's house, and she was just getting ready to start tomorrows lunch and she was out of meat. Grinning blackly, she said, "Hello children!" and....
Suddenly the roving gang of prepubescent girl werewolves from like 5 pages ago (!!) burst through the door. In a show of solidarity with their fellow creatures of the night they said "Edna" (for all Cafeteria Ladies are named Edna)..."Edna, we are looking at you and girlfriend, we can't see anything but meat" Seeing that the tide had turned Edna gulped loudly and.....
....tried to mutter something, "whats that, are trying to say something?" hissed one of the sanguins in an effort to show that the wakening was almost complete. They stepped closer, she stepped back. In her defence she blurted out "is this what I get in return........
[QUOTE=Scheherazade;153665]Here is another game (OK, I 'borrowed' the idea from another Forum!):
Comlete the thought started by the previous person and offer another one yourself.
E.g.You should get a cake today...
because it is your birthday!
Here we go:
[B]I wonder why..the bush burns every summer and how it grows back so quickly
"Well, you did call us to dinner!" One of the young werewolf girls said licking her chops. Eddy meanwhile became a wolf himself, a vampire power he'd forgotten up till the moment, and mixing into the pack tried to slip away. However, he had forgotten that these young werewolves were all female and just hitting puberty. "A male wolf!" One howled. Eddy got out of there almost literally like a bat out of hell...