Would You??

No. I will never consume pepperoni.

Would you help a friend work if he needed help working on his new property?

Yes...most definitely

Would you teach me to salsa?

If I was actually good at it, definitely!

Would you learn to salsa for someone else? (just because they like it)

Yes...as well as I could...

Would you perform any such art before an audience?

I can play the trombone! And I was first chair kazoo in third grade!


Would you?

Sure, I took some lessons in swingdancing and performed, despite a bit of stagefright; the fear of performing front of people has gotten a bit stronger with age, so I may feel a bit more reluctant now, but I could give it a shot. :D

Would you ever take dancing lessons? For what kind of dancing?

Tap dancing.:brow:

Would you ever do something to scare yourself?

no, why would i do that? i rather scare my sister hehe

would you scare your sister/brother knowing it will be dreadful to him/her?

Of course!

Would you ever reveal your true, full name on LitNet?

No.


Would you?

yes!
krystal mckinney!

would you tell me a joke?

Yes.

What has four legs and one arm?


Would you happen to know the answer?

maybe... but I am probably wrong. (what is the answer?)

Would you be able to solve any riddle?

No and the answer is a pitbull leaving a playground :lol:


Would you say that that is a sick joke? Or funny?

I'd say sick and funny.


What would you do tonight if you just got rid of your cable TV?

Read. . . maybe mow the lawn

Would you like to have a(nother) child?

No. I love my daughter more than life itself and she's all I ever want. Besides, I don't think I could handle sever colic again while working. People keep telling me that I"ll change my mind in a couple of years. I doubt it.

Would you eat a yummy looking sandwich from your home fridge if no one else put their name on it?

I usually make the sandwiches, so why not.


Would you fill a public swimming pool with clear Jelo mix at night? You know, let it turn into a giant Jelo jiggler.

Likely not.

Just as Ken Kesey did while committing himself in order to make more accurate One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, would you ever put yourself in an uncomfortable place or situation for the experience to inspire yourself?

I don't do good in uncomfortable situations...No way

Would you accept slobbery kisses from a little girl...(about 30-40 of them)?

i should really love that kid to let her do that

would you say to your friends what you want for your birthday as presents?

They already know that I want to rule the free world for my birthday, now all I need is an army.....

Would you try to stand against my might? Or join me?

i would stand against your "might" lol

why should i joint you?

Becuz U like me...

Wood ewe undorstan ef i coodant spel well?

haha,sure! easy thing to do

where/how did you learn spanish?

4 years in High School...3 quarters in college...over 15 years ago

Would you type with one hand if you were rocking a baby with the other?

yeah hahaha

is that what you are doing right now?

yeah...

hey we need a question

No.

Would you watch Brokeback Mountain....with your parents in the room?(I wouldn't watch it anyway!)

aaaa i dunno...i havent seen the movie....

shouldn't i?

It is about homosexual cowboys...I didn't think it was much worthwhile

Would you scratch my back there in the middle....about halfway up?

no.

Would you?

well...I can't reach it...that's the problem...

Would you grant me my leave so that I could go to bed?

(well, too bad, I'm going anyway!!)

Never!(I'm tired too so go ahead!)


Would you go to sleep?

If I was tired, but I'm not, since I just woke up.

Would you tell me why Gustave Flaubert said "Madame Bovary, c'est moi"?

Hmmm, have not we discussed this somewhere, my dear Chava? Perhaps in some thread? Perhaps in some discussion of Madame Bovary and
I have heard a few different ideas, and Flaubert did not sound like the simplest person to understand, but . . . well, as a Frenchman and novelist - that seems quite the combination to create some ambiguity and confusion. Whether he considered himself as frivolous, unsatisfied, and infinitely indecisive as Mme. Bovary? Maybe. I suppose I almost want to take an existential approach to it that what a novelist, poet, playwright, and short story writer create seems essentially a part of him/her, for better or worse; yes, every diverse member of War and Peace existed as a part of Leo Tolstoy, whether a part of his own self or his imagination.

Same question, clever girl. ;)

Haha, you can't just throw it back! To elaborate on your answer though, c'est ne pas seulement "Madame Bovary c'est moi", perhaps it is also, "Madame Bovary c'est vous"?

Which literary character do you detest?

Ah, I can think of a few, but I dislike more their characters than anything else. Uriah Heep from Charles Dickens' David Copperfield comes to mind quickly, but also that detective from Albert Camus' The Stranger, Iago from Shakespeare's Othello, and Alexei Karenina (Anna's husband) from Tolstoy's Anna Karenina.

Would you also consider that turning water into wine the coolest party trick?

Depends what sort of wine...

Would you see the Fjords with me?