Just to mix things up a bit
Why was there a sequel to The Neverending Story?
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Just to mix things up a bit
Why was there a sequel to The Neverending Story?
Because no one can see its end.
Why do we carry umbrella?
So it won't rain (Murphy's Law....what ever can go wrong, will.....so if we leave it home, it will rain)
Why do we call pants a pair?
Just in case we forget we have two legs.
Why is the world round?
So that we can have a movie called, "Journey to the Center of the Earth"
Why did people think that it was flat?
They were deceived by all the bumps and hills and such that they thought some one was playing a trick on them.
Why do we have different times in different parts of the world?
Just to confuse us
Why can't my baby girl change her own diaper?
Because she's not tall enough.
Why can't we eat and drink at the same time?
You can't?
Why do "they" try too hard to make stars from untalented people?
To shove it in the faces of the people that are talented. (That could actually be true)
Why are people who are talented think they are?
Why is a question that indicates a reason, which is that all talented people tend to be snobs
Who told some of the singers today that they actually had talent?
Um er, Simon Cowel (Hope that the correct spelling of his name?)
Why are some people dumb?
dumb? isn't that the new short form of 'dumbbell'?
Why does people's noses run?
run??? Show me their legs.
Why do we go to sleep?
so that sandman doesnt go unemployed.
Why do we have to study?