Pam

PAM uses barbed wire as a hair accesory

When the PAM drinks her morning coffee, she strains it through her teeth to give them a nice brownish cast, which matches her eyes. ;)

The PAM uses lard on her hair for that "wet" look.

PAM is so incredibly jealous of my en vogue "wet" look. (Now if I could just get the all the dogs to quit chewing on my head...) ;)

PAM spends too much time on whats on her head..and it shows...try to have a conversation with PAM....

PAM has a collection of moldy lettuce leaves dating back to 1999. That is some old lettuce, PAM.


(btw, the movie quote I was referring to on the previous page's insult was from The Breakfast Club.)

PAM beleives that the best salad ever contains Mad Cow Disease! AND escargot!

PAM believes when cows get Mad Cow Disease, it means they are just having a grouchy day

The PAM tries to cheer up those Mad Cow Cows by performing showtunes on her xylephone.

PAM Smells like the dog in her avatar! :lol:

. . well, i can't insult the PAM about smelling like her avatar . . . :p

so instead, the PAM's uncovered socks act as a nerve gas! :goof:

The PAM picnics at the local garbage dump, she likes the atmosphere and view. (I hope I got that right, you didn't take the gender poll)

The PAM secretly likes kitty litter...

the PATPATPA ME (MIR) CANT TELL THAT IM A MAN!!!! AH!

PAM's a MAN? really? well, that's enough of an insult in itself.

(just kidding, men are great, really!, but Asa I thought you were a girl too)