Because they are afraid of the dark
Why is it dark at night?
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Because they are afraid of the dark
Why is it dark at night?
The sun drowns itself in the ocean as it sets. Needs relighting every morning.
Why do people ask questions?
Because they are stupid...
Why is there only one moon?
because it hasn't broken into two
why do elevator doors take longer to open when you're leaving the office than when you arrive
Perspective
Why are crushes so enticing?
Crushes don't crush the heart like, say, relationships
Why does toast fall butter-side down?
To add to the flavour.
Why is it people cannot be completely happy?
Complete happiness is for those who are dead...
Is the title of the theme song to M*A*S*H accurate?
Depends on what you would consider accurate...
Are you a thinker?
I think
What is the name of the M*A*S*H theme song?
Mashed Potatoes
Why do people still get excited over re-runs?
Because they have bad memories.
Is your night as dark as ours?
No, I'm on Light Dark for my health
What's the number for 9-1-1?
000
What's time is it, when you need a new watch?
13 o'clock
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?