Pam

You can't see it from the pic; but he's CHAINED to my bed!

The PAM has a funny accent just like my grandfather......also a Massachusettian....um....Massachusite....er....Mas sachusetter....?????

The PAM wears rubber suits

Only for pleasure, my dear.......

The PAM had a very large, very red, very round nose...... and plastic eyes (and NO ears, that I can see)

What are you, PAM, Mr. Potato-Head?

PAM has a raging case of potato envy.

Hi Robin! :D

PAM fuels that potato envy by glorifying potatos in the media

Ah, but the PAM conducts secret potato-cloning experiments in her basement, for she cannot attract any of the species naturally! O_o

:D Hi, Drama!

The PAM is afraid of Potatos.

The PAM has more eyes than a 6 month old potato.

The PAM smells like a 6 month old potato!

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Originally Posted by mir

Ah, but the PAM conducts secret potato-cloning experiments in her basement, for she cannot attract any of the species naturally! O_o

:D Hi, Drama!

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:D Hi pensy! I am really an introvert when it comes to spuds is all :p


The PAM lives off of 6 month old potatos!

The PAM thinks that 6 month old potatos are a delicacy.

PAM accosts strangers on the street to tell them potato facts:

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Originally Posted by silly potato obsessed pam

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is a perennial plant of the Solanaceae, or nightshade, family, commonly grown for its starchy tuber. Potatoes are the world's most widely grown tuber crop

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:eek: :eek:

The PAM bites her toenails

PAM, does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

Trivia bonus: You can win a 18 month old potato with lots of eyes if you can name the movie that line comes from....;)