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Prime Time TV: something in comparison to which, the average movie rehash is like unto Hamlet's third soliloquy. With a few exceptions, that is, though mostly decent drama is now the province of Netflix, Amazon, et al.
Content, as in the stuff wot we watch.
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Content: The stuff that makes a movie take almost two hours get over with.
Milking Money:
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Milking Money: The rate of pay down at the local dairy
Bull:
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Bull: Something which, if you mistake it for a cow and try to milk it by tugging on what you think is its teat, will kick you from here to Halifax.
Todger:
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Todger: British slang for Mr. Happy
Brass Monkey:
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As in "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey." Indeed. Behold the Brass Monkey of Stanthorpe, Queensland, a place known for its "brass monkey weather," complete with set of balls. And now you know why I love the Aussies. ;-)
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Huevos:
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Huevos: What one needs to add to “rancheros” to make breakfast at a Mexican restaurant.
Breakfast:
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Breakfast: Most important meal of the day, and delicious enough to be eaten at any time
Stuffed Shirt:
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Stuffed Shirt: A men's upper garment, filled with an empty blowhard and garnished with a sprig of parsley
The Holiday season:
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The holiday season: Not sure Santa would appreciate being called a stuffed shirt, but given his storied girth, he am one.
Yule:
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Yule: Christmas time contraction for "you will." "Bubba, if yule get thet log off'n th' truck, I'll git a far started."
Bubba:
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Bubba: A colloquial way of referring to someone as a 'customer' or 'fella', especially if he ain't too smart in the head, i.e., "Listen, bubba, you and me need to a get a few things straight." Also, bubbas tend to speak in a slow Southern manner, be portly, and enjoy beer, guns and incest. Or so I've heard.
Y'all:
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Y'all: All inclusive Southern Greeting. And Ty old boy, I am Southern, fat, a gun owner, but I do not drink. And if it's incest you're after don't look in Virginia, that is a West, by-God Virginia problem! Or so I have heard.
Toff:
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Toff: Someone so well-dressed and aristocratic looking that he gets noticed and then scorned for being better that everyone else, which he is, but that is beside the point.
Aristocratic:
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Aristocratic: Here in SW Virginia, stuck up or acting beyond your raising, fake; such as a person who grew up like myself on the wrong side of the tracks who suddenly acts like her or she was born in the Hampton's.
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