Because the cake is a lie.
Why did the catapiller wear the monkey suit?
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Because the cake is a lie.
Why did the catapiller wear the monkey suit?
Because he was invited to a monkey wedding.
Why do we feel the need to ask questions?
Because we're too stupid to think for ourselves
Why don't cows fly?
Because they would be too hard to milk.
Why don't humans live in the ocean?
Because the mermaids got there before we did.
Why is the word "pants" plural?
It references the two parts of the "pair" of pants...
Why isn't a shirt referenced in the plural?
It might be as in "You get two pairs of shirts when you buy a new suit" :rofl:
Why do they offer "Two Pairs of Pants" with a new suit?
Just in case you grow more legs.
Is the moon the same colour in your town as it is in mine?
Depends on what planet you're on now doesn't it
Is there intelligent life here, much less on other planets?
Yes, I believe they're called Elephants... Or is it mice.
How do you know if you are a man or woman?
I check my....driver's license...
Why do babies cry?
To show the adults how it's done.
Why do adults cry?
Because they hurt sometimes too
Why are people mean to one another?
Because they are paid to be...
Why are people blind to the reality of life?
Not blind, just apathetic
Why do cats caterwaul at night?