Pam

The PAM doesn't realize that he is supposed to insult the PAM - not himself! :lol:

He? sorry if i confused gender . . .

The PAM is a real stickler for the "rules"......
(but got my gender correct)

The PAM makes daisy chains on the grassy hillside in the spring.

the PAM brushes their teeth with daisy chains. Very green...

As a child, the PAM used to eat yellow snow. Eeewwwww! :lol:

The PAM has created an entire wardrobe out of old Milli Vanilli, Bon Jovi and Vanilla Ice CDs.

PAM finds chores more exciting than anything else

When the PAM was born, she imprinted on the doctor like a newly hatched duckling and followed him around everywhere. The doctor's wife was quite upset about it. ;)

The PAM messes up her dangling modifiers. Oh, snap! :p

I . . . don't know how to follow that . . . O_O

:lol: the PAM can say that sentance with a straight face! oh SNAP! :D

While laughing the PAM's false teeth fell off :p now everyone else is trying to keep a straight face :lol:

The PAM has no teeth and is jealous of mir's dentures. Smile! :D

The PAM has a pet potato named rufus.

The PAM routinely devours other peoples pet potatos (poor, poor Rufus!)

The PAM has a lazy avatar, who likes to lounge in bed all day...:p

Get that avy a cup of coffee already! ;)