Would You??

No.


would you drink a laxative?

No.

Then what would you do, pee in your pants? :p

No, I would hold it.


Would you pee in a swimming pool?

No, and frankly, I always have that creepy yellow feeling that ninety others have done just that right before I took my dive. :(

Would you sit under a shaded tree singing 'Yankee Doodle Dandy' right on main street where all the poshest people walk by because your brother offered you a double disc set of your absolutely favorite group and you cannot afford it yourself?

Sure!! I've always been a fan of Cohen...and Cagney (he was in the movie version wasn't he?)...

Would you join in?

I would, and I would put a hat on the ground and we could split the takings.

Would you sign up for a foreign language even though the professor was known to pick his nose, AND shake the hand of each student just before class? :) (honestly, truth is stranger than fiction.)

That's what hand sanitizer is for.


Would you beg for money if your family was hungry and you couldn't get a job?

No...I wasn't never good a begging...

Would you stand up for the underdog...unless he was the shoe shine boy?

I'll stand for the underdog, no matter.


Would you ever steal?

Not if I knew what I was doing (I'm sure I've stolen a pen)

Would you ever give in to a (taboo) fantasy?

Sure as long as it's consentual.


Would you skip a crawfish boil in favor of a steakhouse?

No...not if it was in Louisiana

Would you eat miniature lobsters?

Can't. I'm allergic to shell fish.

Would you eat raw octopus?

Oh and by the way, if I wanted to bust your balls, I woulda told you to bring your shoe shine kit

I've tried octopus...I don't know if it was raw or not...
(Do you know who shoe shine boy is...I'd take that as a compliment)

Would you let me shine your shoes?

No, that's my job.


Would you treat your best friend differently if you knew that they would inevitable die the next week? (No one else knows it; its like you were psychic.)

It'd be hard not to...but I'd try

Would you treat me differently if you found out that I was Superman?

Yes.

Would you treat me differently if you found out I wasn't superman?

You're not Superman!?!?!?!?!(:lol:)


Would you try to swim across a river?

If I was Superman...I'd just fly...

Would you laugh at my red and blue tights?

Nope. Super hearing+super strength= Flat Galzraa.


Would you learn to dance ballet(guys only)/ wrestle(Girls only)?

Wrestling would be fun. :D I was quite good at it during karate lessons when we wrestled for the basket ball. Of course that was always with guys and they were scared anything they did might count as harassment so it was way too easy to win...

Would you watch MTV all night, or switch of the TV and just daydream (no books in sight)?

I would probably find something else to do... Like knitting or ironing.

Would you try to read the suggested readings before doing an assignment or just trust your knowledge and take a leap of faith?

I would read what was assigned. The textbooks I have like to leap out of the blue.


Would you give another food a try, even if it looked disgusting?

Yes. I ate deer heart one time. It was really tough.

Would you jump off of a bridge if all of your friends were?

No


Would you ever let a lizard roam your house freely?

Yes.

Would you let a monkey do the same?

No, there was a recent incident were a monkey ripped someone's faceoff.


Would you give a moose a muffin?

Yes...I'd give a horse a cookie...so why not a moose a muffin?

Would you be shot out of a cannon designed for a human cannonball?

Nope, I'm not ball shaped.


Would you try to learn to fly?

I tried as a little kid, but I got quite bruised. I think I need to grow wings first...

Would you jump of the highest springboard (Olympic Standards pool)?

I'd stay there shivering at the idea until someone unexpectedly push me (eeeks!)

Would you get to know me/ befriend me/ marry me just for my money/position?

Not really. But if you are good natured, then yes.

Would you insult a person you don't like infront of hundreds of other people?

No.

Would you call in sick to work to spend the day at the beach?

yes :D

Would you?

No...(guilt)

Would you submit yourself to another freely?

that depends on the context, or what you mean to that... I guess dependent on the circumstances...but in some cases, yes.

Would you? (sorry, not creative today :))

Yes...and I do...remember, anything that you freely give, you can freely take back

Would you give me one of your french fries?

Sure. I'd give you as many as you'd like.

Would you offer me your coat if I was cold?

No.

Would train for a 10k run with me?

Yes...because it's not all about me...:)

Would you try not to get ketchup on it? ;)