Litnet's version of Devil's dictionary

Yo: 1) Other coast rendition of 'dude', or 'howdy'; 2) Yo's twin & Yo twins' Ma - famous string artists

Dude:

Dude: Depending on the inflection with which it is imbued by the speaker, 'Dude' can mean anything from hello to "Oh my god, I did not just seriously walk in on you and that guy from down the hall pullin' each other's puds..."

Ambiguous:

Ambiguous: Not clearly stated, but given a lot of room for interpretation, like the definition of "dude"

Precise:

Precise: An approval rating of a measurement.

Approval:

Approval: To be a sycophant for the favored

Sycophant:

Sycophant: Ok, like all elephants can't be sane after all.

Elephant:

Elephant: A creature too big for hide-and-seek.

Hide-and-seek:

Hide and Seek: Alternatively a timeless children's game, and a song by Howard Jones.

Pop:

Pop: Dear old Dad, now, as a Grandfather, my grandkids give me an extra pop, I am now Pop-Pop!

Hi-jinks:

Hi-jinks: What kids get up to. In my youth, that meant climbing trees and playing at pirates. These days, I think it's a euphemism for riotous sex.

Infantile:

Infantile: Complaining, whining, immature behavior that no self-respecting infant would ever indulge in.

Edit:

Edit: Used by publishers of all sorts, the word. generally used thus: "Just what we are looking for! I foresee only minor edits!" then they proceed to totally rewrite your poem, story, news article, screen play, novel etc.

Censor:

Censor: Someone who sacrifices his life to the sorry task of keeping other people’s minds locked up.

Sacrifice:

Sacrifice: 1) An unwilling victim human or animal ritually slain in worship of a God 2) To give up something you want for someone you love 3) To ruthlessly throw a weaker person under the bus so you can take credit for their ideas and blame them for your bad ideas. This is called Business 101

Ruthless:

Ruthless: What happens to the guy Ruth dumps.

Dump: