No, no, it's the moon that's howling at them.
Why do frogs croak?
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No, no, it's the moon that's howling at them.
Why do frogs croak?
They have bugs stuck in their throats.
Why do birds fly?
Walking is very tiring.
Why are male ladybugs still called 'Lady'?
Because they wear skirts...
Why is food referred to as "grub"?
Because many Cultures eat actual grubs
Why do flowers bloom?
Because it's the mating season.
Do these pants make my butt look fat?
No...your fat butt makes your butt look fat...
Why is it that no matter what a beautiful actress is doing on the big screen, her hair still looks beautiful?
Wigs and hair spray enough to deflect bullets.
Why do the bad guys never shoot straight when it comes to the good guys?
It was an accident every single time.
Why do flies only ever fly in front of the screen, rather than around it?
(I don't think my questions are stupid enough. :()
You are right, but I'll do my best.
It only happens when there is something to be read on the screen, and because insects are not on good terms with oculists, they don't have glasses, so they must get extremely close to the screen in order to read the text.
What kind of paper is the best to write a love novel on?
Red and shaped like a heart.
How does the computer get all the words to go in a straight line?
It hires a ruler.
Is it true that the world is round?
I sat on it. Nope.
How do you use a chair?
You spin it around a few times, then pop it on your head.
How long is forever?
(I got ninja'd by your daughter ><.)
Well forever ended about two months ago.
Why doesn't water taste like milk?