The King of the Dead Lands snaps his fingers and hordes of monstrous worms rise out of the ground and carry the entings and the teens up to the King of the Dead Lands.
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The King of the Dead Lands snaps his fingers and hordes of monstrous worms rise out of the ground and carry the entings and the teens up to the King of the Dead Lands.
The entings spread out their hands and rotated at their spot with great speed forming a bunch of whirlwinds. The riders are flown backwards and the entings disappear once again.
The King's steed catches the teens in it's talons, with each claw the size of a grown man.
"welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games! we got everything you want, from rockets to grenades!" fox sang, now in his original form, as he shot off rockets and threw grenades randomly.
Then Venom steals Slash's hat and the music ends abruptly.
Xion returning from a pub and quite drunk, ends up in the middle of a full out war in the forest. Being drunk and completely oblivious of everything going on, Xion ends up catching a grenade, throws it in a random direction, and blows up the king's steed releasing the teens.:)
Axel needs a drink
Xion after waking up, finds that Axel also had one too many drinks decided to smack him over and over until he wakes up. This of course was after he said that he needed a drink and went to a pub and came back to the battle. He then ran into a tree and that is when Xion woke up.
Axels face begins to hurt
Xion then wonders, "WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE?!":confused::goof:
It was a timestop. Oh, yes, it was a timestop. Artemis realized. The fairies were here, he realized, still gripped in steed's talons.
Xion goes to strangle the fairies...TO BE CONTINUED!!!
"FAIRIES ARE FRIENDS!!" Artemis bellowed exasperated.
The King's army beats Xion to the job and begins to flank and attack the LEP team.
'How does the king know that it's the LEP?' Artemis wondered.
'Fish! Isthe king actually Opal?' They were in serious trouble, man!
As it turns out, the King was not Opal (or it would be Empress), but is just cool enough to know his enemies and allies.
Friggin' amazing!
As it isn't opal and consequently not a female, Artemis slaps the king, does the poo-poo dance in front of the king and runs away. :brow:
ITSA TRAP! Artemis runs right into an Imperial starfleet convieniently in his way.
Why is he so obsessed with traps, Artemis thinks and laughs at the single-mindedness of the king.
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Hey, welcome back Galzraa. :)
**Thanks Nikhar. And the trap thing is an inside joke I have. Just so you know**
As Artemis opened his mouth to laugh, the King sprayed a spray bottle of chloroform. Artemis was then lashed to the back of a particularly nasty looking beast and flown to the Castle of the King of the Dead Lands.
When Artemis awakens, he is immediately aware of the intense heat and light that surrounds him in a perfect circle. Upon further inspection, it is molten lava, swirling in a wide sphere around him about 24 feet away from the center where he is. looking down, he notices that there is no floor and he is suspended in the air by an invisible power. What now?
And then Artemis ACTUALLY wakes up to find himself in a locked cellar.
but it is paved in asphalt. Nice try. It is still a lava orb.
Just as Artemis gets bored hanging there, a figure walks through the lava, completely unharmed. It is, naturally, the King of the Dead Lands.
"What were you doing in my world?", he demands.
"Fish, it must have been the full moon already!" Artemis thought.
"Good Guess!" The King yawns.
Taking this to his advantage, Artemis pees on the King of Dead Lands thus extinguishing his fire for a few seconds.
From the sky, comes a noble eagle. Artemis settles himself on its back and they fly away to safety.
But how? You are in a lava orb of doom, despair, and rockin' awesome fire.
Meanwhile, Harry Potter, Artemis' group buddy, is hiding under his invisibility cloak. He is obviously forgotten by the King and his hordes. (I'm giving you the answer!)
The Professor wheels over to Fox to say, "What is our next course of action?"
Venom crawled out from the shadows and started for El Professor.
Axel appears with the power of a plot device and extinguishes the lava orb, not before making sushi. Yes, Axel is back!!! "Peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time" :banana:
The King of the Deadlands fell to the ground. Not only had his magic lava orb been destroyed, but he was deathly allergic to sushi!
Xion, still wondering where the crap the stupid fairies were, decided to see what was going on. She was suddenly startled by the eagle with Artemis, but not before she saw Axel walking calmly out of a castle...eating sushi.:lol:
The King had taken his allergy medicine and now had a more airtight mask then he did before. He drew his sword and rushed Axel and Xion.
Xion being quick in action (this is true, even though she was a bit idiotic before) shoved Axel out of harm's way and her keyblade appeared out of nowhere. Before the king could do anything, Xion advanced on him, going into what I call rage mode, she slashed and hacked at the king mercilessly. His weak attempts to protect himself, to no avail, and soon he was reduced to a pile of dust.:angel:
His illusion lifted and his two-hand sword came down on Xion. He swung the sword easily in one hand in fast circles of doom! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
Where upon Axel burst his airtight mask with a quick burst of flame and shoved sushi down the king's throat. Red blotches appeared on the king's arms and his face turned into a giant pimple. Axel popped it with the king's sword.
The armor is fire proof. The flame glances harmlessly off of the King and he engages Axel in battle.