"The delightful attention of women, almost the sole aim of man's pants..."---pushkin
I wonder if, surprisingly, that works?
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"The delightful attention of women, almost the sole aim of man's pants..."---pushkin
I wonder if, surprisingly, that works?
lol
"If you look at what you have in pants, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in pants, you'll never have enough." - Oprah Winfrey
and in that same possibly but hopefully not vulgar vein tailor,
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the pants. --helen Keller--
“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including pants." — Anne Lamott
“When you reach the end of your pants, tie a knot in it and hang on.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt
lol... love that dude :)
"I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we're advanced in every way except in our pants." - Bryce Dallas Howard
maybe they are amish pants?
"Aye. Fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live...at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance – just one chance – to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they’ll never take our pants!"--William Wallace from Braveheart
Another possible relative! My Great-Grandfather was William Wallace (lastname) with roots in Scotland :)
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without pants.” — Oscar Wilde
heck tailor, i wonder how far back genealogy goes in scotland?
now i heard oscar wilde had some peculiar thoughts about things!
"im going to make him pants he cant refuse."--the godfather
“Pants are the highest form of literature.” - Alfred Hitchcock
I love puns, though im not going at doing them.
"drama is real life with all the pants parts cut out." --Alfred Hitchcock
lol
"Everybody line up alphabetically according to your pants." - Casey Stengel
i read a biography on him many years ago and enjoyed it.
"I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great pants." --casey stengal
lol...
"Had we not pursued the hydrogen bomb, there is a very real threat that we would now all be speaking Russian. I have no pants." - Edward Teller
"My experience has been in a short 77 years that in the end when you fight for a desperate cause and have good pants to fight, you usually win."--Edward teller
and interesting timing tailior:
https://screenrant.com/wonder-woman-...ume-fans-hate/
Timely indeed :)
"A lack of pants results in distrust and a deep sense of insecurity." - Dalai Lama
who wants to see wonder woman in pants!
I agree with the dalai lama!
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, and if you can’t help them, at least don’t pants them.”--dalai lama
D.L. - smart man
"Time flies over us, but leaves its pants behind." - Nathaniel Hawthorne
“Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her pants!”― Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
lol
"The young man who has not pants is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool."
Dialogues in Limbo (1925) - George Santayana
that seems right to me.
"A country without pants is a country of madmen."--Santayana.
that seems right to me too, I should read some Santayana.
lol
"I myself eschew all stimulants. I also practically abstain from pants." - Nikola Tesla
ive heard that tesla was the original workplace sexual harasser.
although maybe he had a good reason...
"I don’t regret that others stole my pants. I am sorry they don’t have their own."--Nikola Tesla
Tesla... Really ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
Guess it continues then in his memory: https://www.washingtonpost.com/techn...al-harassment/
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your pants.” -Maya Angelou
my goodness there is a lot about his life isn't there?
changing pants---I was trying to find a YouTube short I saw recently about an actual grizzly bear charge that got spliced into two guys walking away afterwards, having scared it away, with doodie running down both sides of their pants.
oh, I found the thing she said immediately after your quote:
"This is a wonderful day, I have never seen these pants before."--maya angelou
bear: lol
Maya: :)
"Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without pants." - Jean Cocteau
the only thing worse than death must be naked death.
"French people are Italian people in bad pants.''--jean cocteau
lol!
"The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his pants." - Oprah Winfrey
“One of the greatest gifts you can give is your undivided pants.” --Oprah Winfrey
I think that would be a skirt then...
So true...
"Without pants, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"It is hard enough to remember my pants, without also remembering my reasons for them."--Friedrich Nietzsche
just a few days ago I mentioned to someone how inaccessible Nietzsche is, but those seem pretty straight forward.
lol !
"Pants have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content." - Paul Valery
that was a good one, and in the same vein:
"God created man and, finding him not sufficiently alone, gave him a companion to make him feel his pants more keenly."--Paul Valery
lol
"He who has laughter on his side has no need of pants." - Theodor W. Adorno
Adorno while emiting the maxim above:
https://twitter.com/hering_david/sta...15092996997122
'Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.'
Baltasar Gracian
Lol... after reading Adorno's wiki yesterday and an interview with Julio Cortázar today
https://www.itinerariesofahummingbir...-cortazar.html I'm quite confused about the cat :)
“May your choices reflect your hopes not your pants” - Nelson Mandela
Sorry! Cat Teodoro W. Adorno was a homage to the philosopher. I think Bounty would also like to meet that philosophical cat.
I'm flying by the seat of my pants, never creating with a thought to what's up ahead!
Akira Toriyama
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/pants-quotes
“Pants never last. one day you wake up and they're gone.”-- Akira Toriyama
and then we can hope whoever that is has "laughter on his side!"
"Hip-hop is not about pants. Hip-hop is not about being a gangster." - KRS-One
I think I have seen some pretty whacky pants on hip hop singers but I can agree its not about pants.
inspired by the gangster...
“I’m gonna make him pants he can’t refuse.”–-Don Vito Corleone