because it would be indecent if you were to jiggle other things.......:brow:
When will Susan Sonnen get a webcam so that I can watch her jiggle?
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because it would be indecent if you were to jiggle other things.......:brow:
When will Susan Sonnen get a webcam so that I can watch her jiggle?
when pigs fly!
When will Biliodude get a life?
Same answer..... when pigs fly! ;)
Why is it pigs? Why not when earthworms fly? Or when penguins fly?
Gee whiz. Because pigs have been trying to fly since the beginning of time. In fact, Orville and Wilbur stole their airplane design.
How does one utilize smilies on LitNet?
By clicking the "Go Advanced" button, rather than simply typing into the "Quick Reply" box.........many more options that way.....
Will Susan Sonnen be my friend?
The cards say yes!
Will Bibliodude let SS call him Bibliodude?
;)
I did it!
Bibliodude would be honored if Susan Sonnen calls him ANYTING as long as she calls him!
Does Susan Sonnen read Tarot cards?
No. Actually, she's pretty tame...some might even say dull...or quaint.
Will Susan's honey bunny and Bibliodude get along?
Bibliodude just might get along with honey bunny better than Susan Sonnen does. (Unless Honey Bunny is a doe and not a...a....
What does one call a He-bunny?)
Bunnydude, maybe? Geez, I'm sounding like a surfer.
Susan Sonnen must go. Will Bibliodude pine for her sharp wit and charm?
Bibliodude will hold his breath until Susan Sonnen returns.
Is Honey Bunny a Bunnydude or Bunnychick?
Bunnydude....I love that sugar muffin!
How many 'furs' on a newborn kitten?
Trees do NOT grow on cats, and they, however pampered, should not wear fur coats.
Why do dogs desecrate fire hydrants?
They're actually instructing the fire hydrant through demonstration how to spray properly.
Why do the swallows return to Capistrano every year?
Because the air is just right there.
What am I thinking?.....
You're thinking what I'm thinking.
Are you guilty, sir, of waxing your legs?
First of all, I take offense at you calling me sir. And not that it's any of your business, but I only shave my legs on Veterans Day.
Will there ever be peace on earth?
Ohhh...sorry, but it the question would just make too much sense if I said madam.
Never! Because nobody ever wants to surrender there piece of the pie.
Do you add sugar to your sugar-free chewing gum?
No. But I add Nutrasweet because I can't stand Aspreteme! :lol:
At what point in life have you "gone to seed"?
When I become a horticulturist.
Why do British singers suddenly lose their accents when they sing?
Bloodly dreadful hard to do while singing, dear girl, doncha know.
Why do people think imatating a British accent equals class?
Because people with class are usually idiots.
Why is it hard to read a book you're not interested in?
Because it will never date you, so whats the point
What is the luckiest number?
666. I've heard it's is a very spiritual combination.
Why must we eat?
So we can p--p.
Why must we p--p?
GIGO.
Why do compter geeks think it fun to create viruses?
because they're too shy with woman to get real viruses:lol:
Why do nerds end up ruling the world?
I think U know ....:idea:
why almost all your questions are "why"??
Why ask why?
How come the days are so short here?
Les nuits êtes trop de longue.
Tiens! ont fait MOI prier une question en français? :rolleyes:
to enhance our beauty.
Why do cars have wheels?
because the cars with blocks tear up the roads.
Why don't PEOPLE have wheels?
what would i do with all my shoes? asks emelda...
Take them off and put on wheels. :D
Where is somewhere over the rainbow?
Yonder, and thataway...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lomKane/AP.jpg
How'd I know that? ;)
its a random fact everyone knows
Why do people say the sky is blue (isn't it black?)?
We've already answered this question. The sky is blue so as to match my blue jeans.
Where does "mmm...bop" originate?
*singing* in the getto...
Why does scratching a record mean music to people? :p
Because music is in the ear of it's listener.
Go him to see bees?