King of the hill

I'm curious who's Kayla?

Confused as to who currently has the hill, I sneak past Boogie and rabid reader having an indepth conversation about the identity of said Kayla and her errant undies.

Kathy's hill...

...takes tha hill from kathy.........kayla is someone you DO NOT want to know about...sorry for tha undies thing,, that was kind of...gross and evil...lol...my hill!!!!!!!!
=D

Since I was rolled away, the hill changed hands many times, but is now in Boogiie the Ex-owner's, until:

I see I have been rolled down into the scary wood, and I get up and run back up, not wanting to meet the codswallop alone!

I own the hill, so, though I do not send Boogiie to the woods, I take control. My hill!

Mill has the Hill..

I tell him that the donkey association of the world has a meeting... he goes off leaving me incharge..
:D

My hill...

Eva has the hill.

I look back up the hill and see that the meeting was on the summit like every other time.

There is strength in numbers, and I'm president of the donkey association, so the hill is mine. Whisk!

uhoh!...Mil forget's that i own the donkeys... and he's my fav. donkey..

i ask him to come sit next to me.. and get his donkey companions..
Fairytales are interesting azren't they.. especially those which include brave donkeys.. :D

Eva's hill.. the donkeys sit and listen to the stores being told..

As Eva holds the hill spellbound with an epic romance, we are treated to the following daydream:

Says Eva, "Mil returned in the nick of time and took his rightful place as my king, and let me stay on as a donkey hand. True story!"

The tale left all with the distinct impression that the hill is for ever mine.

which was but an illusion..

I pinch Mil out of the dream.. The hill's still mine :D

Eva has the hill, and owns my stable. - but I'm a real boy again!

I ask my Fairy Godmother to please make Eva into a marionette. She doesn't, so I listen for Gary Busey's chopper to come and rescue me. I try telling an epic romance, but that accomplishes little - my throat is hoarse with speech. My last resource is the mysterious Aremich!

I turn the other way as he rids me of Eva's guardianship.

Seems I own the place now!

Mil own the hill now...

Having been rid of by Eva's guardianship... he gets taken away by his "real" parents... which were under-disguise tourists...

I just happen to be the one passing by as Mil leaves to Antartica...

Shini has the hill.

I walk up the hill, take out my fly swatter and swat Shini off the hill.


My Hill.

papayahed has the hill
I tell her there is a mad sale on sandals at the store at the base of the hill. Off she goes!
Kathy's hill

Kathy has the hill!

I yell at her from the bottom of the hill & tell her that there is an Ice-cream stand on the other side of the forest. She is so hot that she runs off leaving me to guard the hill!

My Hill!!!!!

Whimsy's hill
She flutters about the hill, happy in her hill guardianship. Although sad to see her leave, I get out my giant wind machine and blow her away. bye bye!
Kathy's hill!!!!!!!

Kathy's hill.

Once I've recovered from being swept off my feet I get my act together & go back to the hill. It's still really hot so I tell Kathy that there is a stream under the hill. I ask her if I can lift it so she can go & see & have a swim, she agrees & I run off with the hill tightly wrapped in my arms!

My Hill again!

I was having a nice flagon of kerosene when this mess of flopping fish show up out of nowhere! Well, for one who has actually met Leviathan, no other fish is going to scare me. "Ravenous Tuna?" I am more worried about what the weight of these scaly ocean dwellers are doing to my castle. I wonder if RR really has any concept of what a Tuna weighs. Oh, well. So long, RR, and thanks for all the fish! I have a nice dinner, anyway, no sense in letting that much tuna go to waste.

Who's got the hill now? Whimsey, eh? I yawn, sending her some fog. (Sorry about the fish smell!)

I have an absinthe nightcap and head for bed.

Might I point out, I do not have the hill. Whimsey does. I just sent her a gentle, tuna flavored fog.

Whimsey's hill! ;) :nod:

Whimsey's Hill.

I bring in some industrial fans, blowing everything off the hill including that fishy fog.

My Hill.

Pen is... Whimsey?!? Woahhhhhhhhhh!
I send him/her/them to Tokyo to buy hats to wear elsewhere.

My hill!

Mil's hill...

When did you come back from Antartica??? Hm... I send some um.. "special" people to drug him.. and then smuggle him to Egypt... Say hi to Osiris for me!!!

My hill...

Shini's Hill! (Mr Small Avatar)

Seeing that you are so small I send an army truck to drive over you! Then I use you as a snowboard & ride you down the hill. I leave you at the bottom & run up to claim the hill again!!!!!!!!!

My Hill!!!!!!

Mr??Mr??? I am a MISS thank you very much.

Whimsy's Hill...

So what if I have a small avatar???? Kill's Whimsy with my scythe..

My Hill!!! MISS Small Avater's Hill...

Shinigami rules again!!!

Sorry my friend Thingamajig was here & she said Mr!

Miss Shini's hill!!!

I rise from the dead & go after Shini, I chase her with her scythe! Seeing the rage in my eyes she runs for her life!!

My Hill!!!

i tell whimsy there's a giant spider crwling up her wings... she runs around the hill madly scared of the tiny thing that's crawling up

amidst the confusion..
The hill's mine..

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I hate spiders!!!!!!!!

I tell Eva that there is a rainbow that needs checking out, it seems to have lost it's colours! She runs of in a bit of a tizz!

The hill is mine!

Whimsy has the hill

It's mine! give it back, in the name of all things Aimus' and turnipy. Whimsy sees the giant turnip in my hand, and runs away in fright. (I stole the turnip from Kathy's dungeon if anyone was wondering) :p

My hill! The Maiden shrine needs to play louder music :)

*Turns on the giant soundsystem, and IRON MAIDEN! songs blast over the hill.

Aimus' hill!

I tell him that there is a sale at the local music store on all Iron Maiden songs! He runs off to buy a truck full!

My hill

oh AIMUS!!
MY HILL :D :lol:

edit: she beat me.. wait till Aimus get's that hill

Whimsy's hill
btw cool avtar :thumbs_up

Whimsy has the hill

I get back from the store, remembering I already have all the songs from Iron Maiden. I take the hill by smashing her head with the giant turnip from Kathy's dungeon! That'll show you!

My Hill!

Aimus has the hill

I steal the turnip & make soup with it. The soup makes me super strong! I walk over to Aimus, pick him up & fling him into the lake at the bottom of the hill!

My Hill

Whimsy's Hill...

After I take back my scythe I set loose a whole horde of spiders [forgot the actual collective term... sorry!!!] upon her whimsically happy self... Of course these spiders are special... Immortal and twice as icky...

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinigami hill.. (not for long! )

From time to time i tend to get abit lazy so this time i think i'll just press the little red button lanching some missiles on the hill...
Guess what.. Shinigami is not on the hill anymore!

Willow is the King of the Hill!

Willow has the hill

I materialize on the altar of teleportation inside the IRON MAIDEN! shrine. I take one of the Phasers of lotsapain that are in the armory, and step out of the shrine, while it blasts 'number of the beast' over the hill. Willow, startled by the music, looks at the shrine, and sees me. It's the last thing he ever saw, as I vaporized him with the Phaser of lotsapain!

My Hill! :)

Aimus has the hill
I tempt him down by shouting out the object of his love and obsession... "Turnip!!!"
He runs by to get that turnip so quicky I almost get whiplash from watching him.

My hill!

*edit* I had to put this in... :lol:

Aimus and the object of his affection
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Me--->http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ileys/ange.gif
No turnips in my dungeon! :D

Wow! What a lot of bother over a piece of insignificant property! You'd just think I'd left my hoard of gold down there. I am going to put up a sign for whoever owns the place at any given time. The sign will be visible, but insubstantial, so that they cannot destroy it. Back to my breakfast of Petrified Forest flakes with petrol.


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EDIT: KATHY'S HILL!

Kathy has the hill

I use my remote to turn up the soundsystem in the IRON MAIDEN! shrine, waking the dragon, let him deal with her, I'll turn down the music to a more acceptable level once Kathy is gone. I am obviously in my dragon shelter, which is impenetrable for all things dragon.

Kathy's hill.

YEEOOOW! MUISC UP TOO LOUD! I open the dimensional window, but Kathy still has the hill and this is Iron Maiden Music. Aimus! And to think he and I set in negations about this hill! Where is the green turnip-lover? Ah, there. He thinks himself safe. No way, mon ami. Dragons, well, you don't know much about us, do you? I seen Aimus flying out of his shelter. Kathy's hill! And don't try that again! :brow:

Thank you Pen and Aimus for guarding my lovely hill.
Yay, still my hill!

Kathy has the hill

Since the dragon is a little silly and forgot the deal, I decide the truce no longer hold true. I plant a thermo nuclear device inside his hoard of gold. Poor dragon, never knew what hit him. Shattered in a thousand pieces. Fortunately for me, one of the pieces, a tooth, managed to pierce Kathy's heart. Her days of turnip worship are over!

My hill!

Jeez, I hate to do it......No I don't.

I gather my miniion of robot mokeys to storm the hill, sweeping away anything and everything not attached.

My Hill.