...you're covered in gravy?
Why is pi...
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...you're covered in gravy?
Why is pi...
...so infinite?
quick, hand me that d...
donkey! quick!!! :goof:
How about them.............
....hee-haws, don't they always make you laugh?
I wish Willow were ....
winsomely wafting willfully down winding western waterways.
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary...
...to finish other's thoughts for them, there is something rotten in the education system.
Fourscore and...
the other 3 leave the disco alone.
Ah yes, I remember you now. You were the...
One that called my joe!
From the way things look i would.....
be in Spain right now if only I hadn't leant my buddy all the money I had in my account.
If prayers were whispers and whispers were prayers....
they would all be heard by The Man Upstairs!
Somewhere along the road of life I must have...
run a red light.
Don't put the kitten in ...
with the rattlesnakes, they'll get furballs.
What a long strange ....
... tale she told me?
She wanted to be ...
But life don't allow such luxuries.
An intresting way to look at ......
life is it ain't nohow permanet!
The road to hell is paved with...
....ickle kitty bones.
It's past time to be early, now I must be.....
in a hurry to meet my friends in the bar.
Thanks to God it's Friday....
but did he HAVE to bring Crusoe with him? Those goat skins smell!
Isn't it funny that "lower" having two different meanings can...
confuse even the illustrious Unnameable.
Sticks and stones can break my bones but.....
...a twenty-pound sledgehammer will do the trick much easier.
The foxtrot...
is under consideration as an olympic event for 2016.
I had one of those once but ...
Fear nothing for fear is nothing but what you make it.
My shoulders were shaking up and down . . .
...my knees were knocking, my toes were rocking, the rain was sopping and all I had was a broken picture of an umbrella to eat.
Ahhh, at last I can finally........
roast this cockroach without the rest of them looking over my shoulder, hoping for scraps; living in a stereotypical, post-holocaust, sci-fi environment can be so taxing!
I took Riesa's broken picture of an umbrella (such a moving image) and I ...
plastered it on the fridge, next to the fragmented pictures of Riesa's cat, donkey, pig, goat, horse, and that funny old man down the street who always has one banana for lunch and carries a basket full of assorted fruits.
When I walk past that strange house during the night I can't decide.....
wether to go inside or run the opposite screaming for help
Whats the deal with..
wether to go inside or run the opposite way screaming for help
Whats the deal with..
seeing double? I could swear there were two of that last post.
Pass me a kipper, skipper, I'm off to...
.... those clowns that can't seem to stop following me around at the evening carnival?
I thought he was another eccentric, but now.........
*Ahh, you got in just as I was typing. I'll go again.
.......watch the birds in the Amazonian jungle.
I thought he was another eccentric, but now.........
... he really did eat the magazine pages.
The hall is filling up with....
...marshmallows. Who's got graham crackers???
The phone is ringing, and it's...
4 in the morning; it can only be telemarketing.
Now, lift your left arm so, that's good, move your right leg in small circles and ...
put your right leg in, put your right leg out, do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! :lol:
When I was young I used to wait...
...for others to complete the thought for me.
Now that I've grown, I never.........
...chit-chat with my mother anymore.
Outside the sky seems to...
... be full of clouds.
I love rain ...
when I'm sitting on my couch reading a good book.
As I was driving to work this morning I saw a man.....
...who was selling roses
Have you ever seen....
....a purple cow? Have you ever hoped to see one? If you see one anyhow, would you rather see than be one?
Ideally, I'd spend my Saturdays...