If I were a ______, what would you be?

immersed

If I were a phantom, what would you be?

A Ghost-hunter

If I were an orrery, what would you be?

hopefully, admiring your precision

If I were tedious what would you be?

unengaged

If I were wrong, what would you be?

right

If I were a picture frame what would you be?

Illuminating

If I were a ceiling, what would you be?

a cliche

If I were a bear what would you be?

Weak-kneed

If I were a sleeping bag, what would you be?

cozy

If I were a leaf what would you be?

A hungry caterpillar

If I were a cucumber sandwich, what would you be?

Hunting for the replaced vowels

If I were a small mitten, what would you be?

A glass of iced tea

If I were a magic carpet, what would you be?

Jasmine!

If I were a boy, what would you be?

Mislead

If I were the Washington Monument, what would you be?

impressed

If I were perfervid, what would you be?