How many ...?

2

How many litnetters could fit in a phone booth?

8 horizontally, 19 vertically.

How many people are your in your ignore list?

0. (If I wasn't a mod it's be at least two)

How many cups of tea/coffee have you had today?

Coffee: 9 (:eek2: that must be at least a litre :brickwall)
Tea: 0

How many cookies have you had today?

None! :D

How many friends have you got in your friends list?

5, I think.

How many things are on your "to do" list today?

I had 10 things; four have been completed.

How many visitors has your profile page had so far?

838

How many times have you caused a post to be deleted by the moderators?:blush::rolleyes:

once or twice.

How many PM's do you have?

None...I don't keep them
(wait...I thought you were a mod too...)

How many beverages have you drank today?

One, water

How many boxes of cereal are in your cupboard?

4

(JDC - that was pre-mod days)

How many times have you said a curse word today?

0, don't curse

How many times have you told your spouse, significant other that you love him or her today?

Two or three times, but we only saw each other for about 15 minutes so far today

How many minutes have you seen/been with your "other" today?

Several hours, I think, three.

How many texts have you sent today?