Because the molecular formula of sand is sticky.
Why can't smilies also be frownies?
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Because the molecular formula of sand is sticky.
Why can't smilies also be frownies?
because they are emoticons
Why is it "ballet dancing" ?
Becauses the original dancers were valets and wanted their dance to rhyme with them
Why is tea kept in tea bags?
Because the tea gods said so. (Hey, that's my Latin teacher's argument to everything that doesn't make sense.)
why is Latin a dead language when it's so cool??
It died with the Pope Violent Orange. Arma virumque cano, qui cono esse virum fatuissimum.
Why must cellphone company service representatives be so gosh-darn elusive?
Because . . . it's a conspiracy! How can someone be sexy with sand in their swimsuit at the seashore, searching for seashells? :lol:
What's the best number ever?
41, because it is the number of bandits it took to steal the great wall of China (40 thieves + Dick Cheney). It also thwarts Douglas Adams and is a delightful prime number to boot!
Why do some things taste purple? (congrats on 400, zanna!)
Woot, rakin' 'em in! :lol:
Because if they tasted black, we'd probably claim they were burnt.
What are you supposed to do with old calendars?
Clip out the pretty pictures and send them to John Hinckley!:p
Why must even the most beautiful songs be butchered by toddler phonetics?
Because then you have something to complain about. :) just kidding.
Who's John Hinckley?
Congrats, MissC, 800!
An orphan who decided he wanted a Foster home! (Jodie...? Ok, yeah, lame, but I actually wanted to answer...:sheepish:...) And thanks- totally wasn't paying attention when I actually hit....Doh!
Why can't the Coyote ever outsmart the Roadrunner?
Because that wouldn't be funny! (I do feel kinda bad for him, tho . . .)
Why do songs get stuck in your head?
Because the music man who lives up there got gum stuck on his records...
Why is blood red redder than blood?
Because the guy who named the colors was colorblind, or had very bad tone perception (it's pretty hard, tho).
What is jet, like in "jet black?"
The color you see after the aeroplane hits you...
Why is caffeine so bad for you??? Why??? WHY??????????? :D*Coffee?*:D