How many ...?

4 :(

How many rivers have you waded into or swam in?

Mhm rivers specifically? It might even be zero... lots of oceans, ponds and lakes though.

How many birds have you touched?

a baby chicken or three, and a small handful of injured birds I had found when I was riding---id guess ~5-6. but I like birds a lot and I always pay attention to them when they are around.

how many seconds can you hold your breath underwater while swimming?

Oh around 40 comfortably, probably a lot more if someone were going to pay me a lot of money to crack a minute, etc.

How many video games have you successfully beaten?

As opposed to unsuccessfully? None, in any case.

How many politicians have you voted for?

Just one, I haven't been allowed to vote lately as I've been bouncing around provinces. I probably won't vote in the next federal election since I don't really care who wins it.

How many terms is Ted Cruz going to maintain the presidency after he wins?

clopin are you actually a ted cruz fan? I am...and then rand paul and scott walker coming on strong.

so id have to (hope to!) guess 2.

~how many words per minute can you type?

I like Rand so I want him to win. I liked Ron more though :(

A lot, over eighty with very minimal errors/correcting the errors, probably way over 90 if I could leave errors and clean it up later.

How many terms will HILLARY maintain the presidency?

1.5. She will be successfully impeached for having an affair midway through her second term.

How many species of birds have you eaten?

EDIT: Actually about lying under oath about having an affair.

Turkey, duck, chicken, ostrich, game hen and that is it, 5

How many nobel peace prizes will she win and now many wars will she fight?

0, cause they did that with Obama too recently, and 4.

How many times would you get divorced before just giving up?

Haha just one I would have to say. . not that I'd give up on love, but I wouldn't go through marriage again. . can't imagine that ever happening though.

How many lucky breaks have you had this week?

hard to say---in some deeper sense, I don't view things as "lucky" or "unlucky" but rather unfolding somehow in god's economy. in that regard, don't we always get what we need and deserve?

i asked this one before, how many miles in the most you've ever run at once?

22 KILOMETERS

How many national anthems would you recognize if you heard them?

USA, Canada, Gabon, Taiwan, France (if it's La Marseillaise), and Britain (if it's Rule Britainia)--so either four or six.

How many hours sleep did you get last night?

EDIT: Oh and Russia, if it's still the Internationale--which I doubt.