Where God put them.
Is America really a free country?
(It's a stupid question, lol...and the stupid answer would be yes!! hahaha)
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Where God put them.
Is America really a free country?
(It's a stupid question, lol...and the stupid answer would be yes!! hahaha)
Not really, but then, what country really is? What person is?
When is a metaphorical glass neither half-full nor half-empty?
When you drink the rest of the water or fill it up again...
What do you want to be when you grow up :D?
Taller ;)
Why does dessert come after dinner?
Only when the dessert isn't dinner! :frown2:
Why do polled herfords not vote in elections?
Because they dont like to...
Why do I look up when i try to figure out something???
Just in case the clouds work it out for you.
Are aliens real?
Yes...and they are a hot topic in the US that we are not allowed to talk about here
Why do people streak?
Just the bare facts, sir
Why do grasshoppers fiddle?
Because the cello is too big for them...
What can you do for ringing ears?
Answer them.
What should you do if your nose is running?
Try to outrun it
Why do fleas bite?
because they don't want people to think that they suck
what goes on inside a bat house?
They all go "batty"...
How can one cool off on a hot day?
Air conditioning pops to mind
Why do wolves howl at the moon?