They're scared of the ground...
Why don't humans hibernate?
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They're scared of the ground...
Why don't humans hibernate?
Couch potatoes do.
Why are people so lazy?
Because lazing is so fun...
Why is the Earth round?
I rolled it around.
Why to basketballs bounce?
they don't, they dribble
Why does the sun shine, but the moon glows?
One's happy, the other's drunk.
How can you tell if a bearded man is blushing?
His beard might set on fire.
How do you know if smoke on the water is really a fire in disguise?
When you see flames on the oil slick
Why do some birds fly south for the winter and some don't?
The birds that fly south for the winter are chickens (aha! pun).
Why are individual pieces of corn called ears?
The better to hear you eating with, my dear.
Why is a pickled cucumber called a pickle and not, say, a pickled tomato?
Because they are green, man. Red pickles would be gross!
Why does dawn crack but night falls?
i don't know.
why do people flirt?
Because they can't lick their own elbow.
What hellish breed of cherries do they use to make cough syrup?
Castor beans flavored by cherries already rotting
Why does the earth circle the sun?
Because the earth thinks the sun is a hottie but is too nervous to say anything...
Where are the "ends of the earth?"