Aye or Nay?

Half Aye Half Nay,

I am a huge fan of the Walking Dead, but zombies are becoming over done, and they are done in a lot of really stupid ways, but I am still up for a good looking zombie movie.

B rate horror movies

Nay. Horror movies have always bored the pants on me. Even when I'm in drag.

Off-color jokes that aren't too terrible in their inappropriateness and are genuinely funny.

I lean towards aye, but perhaps with the caveat of only within select company. im not against being offensive when called for, but I suspect for the most part, humor doesn't fit that bill. I think the question for me is what effect does the telling and hearing have on the minds, lives and souls of everyone involved.

Robert downey jr as Sherlock holmes?

nay

basketball?

Nay. Like all spectator sports, I'd sooner watch pond water evaporate.

Cell phone games?

Nay. I can barely use my cell phone to send and receive calls

Garish phone wallpaper?

Nay. I tried some funky wallpapers when they first came out. Made me nauseous. Now I use pictures of my baby nieces.

Delicious, healthy vegetables like broccoli which nonetheless give you gas like the Hindenburg?

thankfully, that im aware of, no delicious veggies really do that to me...broccoli included, which by the way, goes surprisingly well on pizza. so in truth I cant answer but putting myself into the situation hypothetically, id say aye, and then just be careful where/when I ate them.

climbing trees?

Climbing trees: Aye, I have fond memories of such from childhood.

Burning bugs on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass?

Unfortunately, aye, I recall this from childhood. And my mother's stories from her childhood!

Using a stick as a sword?

Aye. That is to say, for the purposes of tilting at windmills or destroying the brains of zombies, a stick makes a quite suitable sword.

The current male fashion of beards and "man buns."

Don't know about the buns, (What?!) but aye, I often wear a beard, though just a mustache at present.

Yelling "Fore!" while driving slowly past the golf course?

Aye. ;-) I wholeheartedly approve of that, though I never thought of that before. Then there's yelling "Watch out!" in an operating theater just as the surgeon has his scalpel poised above the patient's aorta. Good fun.

Mead, that being fermented honey.

im a teetotaler so, nay for me, but id say aye in principal for the folks who are responsible. if I did drink, I think itd be fun to go a ren-fair and have some.

as for beards and man buns---major nay on the latter. i think they look ridiculous and if a guys going to keep his hair long, id rather see it loose, or in a pony tail. heck I don't even like saying that!

high school/college plays where the actors, in a quest for some geographical/character authenticity, speak in accents not their own?

Oh...god...NAY! It's moderately amusing when they're small children, but when they perform Taming of the Shrew like they're extras on Downton Abbey, I want BLOOD, I tell yoU!

<cough> Sorry. Now then...

Holding off on watching your favorite TV dramas until the entire season has aired so you can marathon view it.