Suggestive: Having the appearance of something without actually being it, such as the way a woman wears short, tight, low neckline clothes but still says she is modest and not for hire
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Suggestive: Having the appearance of something without actually being it, such as the way a woman wears short, tight, low neckline clothes but still says she is modest and not for hire
Backwards:
Backwards: with the backside foremost.
Giggle:
Giggle: The results of trying not to laugh in someone's face
Stupid:
Stupid: My wife’s rating for the comedies I enjoy watching.
Comedy:
The label Hollywood's promotional machine gives to unwatchable films that try desperately to be funny and exciting while succeeding only in curing insomnia.
Witless:
Witless: The defining characteristic of the human race. Except oneself, obviously.
Teacake:
Teacake: A fancy donut. If your wife has banned you from eating donuts while indulging in coffee or, if you really have to, tea, calling that sweet piece of baked delight a "teacake" might help.
Donut:
Donut: The defining characteristic of the human race, or at least North Americans, or at least Homer Simpson.
And YesNo, what do you mean "tea, if you really have to," hm? HM? Come out as a tea hater and I'll report you to the vice squad.
Sequester:
Sequester: The absurd idea that you can take the members of a jury in a high profile case and keep them somewhere where they cannot be tainted by public opinion. Not only is the idea ridiculous, but, in the case of OJ Simpson, highly expensive.
Political Debate:
Political Debate: Given the choice between participating in a political debate and having my head locked in a cage full of hungry rats while my gonads were covered in honey, then lowered into a pot of fire ants, I can honestly say...Well, OK, in that instance I might actually have to choose political debate, but anything short of that and you can forget it.
Loathing:
Loathing: A kinky form of loving.
Kinky:
Kinky: There is a scene in Mel Brooks' High Anxiety in which Cloris Leachman is dressed as a Nazi SS officer and is subjecting Harvey Korman, who is chained to a wall in a closet, to the full dominatrix treatment. Although the very thought makes me want to vomit, this is how I have always imagined a certain female politician who is currently running for President in her <shudder> private moments. (The Cloris Leachman character, not Harvey Korman, needless to say.) This type of intimacy falls under the heading of kinky.
Heave:
Heave: Unable to throw up as anyone who has ever had the dry heaves could confirm!
Insult:
Insult: A tool in the art of making enemies.
Enemy:
Enemy: A corpse you haven't made yet.
Gift: