So as to know who is the biggest stupid.
Why do we keep replying to these questions?
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So as to know who is the biggest stupid.
Why do we keep replying to these questions?
Global warming.
Why are our heads stuck on the top of our body?
Because walking on our heads would hurt.
Why are all girls crazy?
Becayse alot of them are teenagers
Why do we have to go to school in the morning?
because after the morning schools smell fishy
can octopus do the work of 8 people?
No...only two (two people have four appendages each....two times four = eight)
Why do frogs croak?
because they didn't get any singing lessons
How can I tell a pot and a kettle apart?
If you try and plug the pot into the wall socket it messes up.
How did the bowl become flat?
Bowling... duh!
Why is water wet?
Because land is dry...
Why does 1+1=2 ?
Because it cannot be 11.
Why do we have two ears but just one tongue?
Because ears are usually smaller...
Why do eyes come in different colours?
They don't. Infraction of light causes you to see them in a different spectrum
Why is the opposite of unique not ique?
Because then the opposite universe would be iverse and we would cease to exist.
Why do cows sometimes have spots?
It's their handicap in life, like spotting someone 20 pins in bowling.
Why do frogs jump?