why don't you put those fedoras away right now?" The legionnaires began to pelt the dame with them, and she began to scream. . . .
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why don't you put those fedoras away right now?" The legionnaires began to pelt the dame with them, and she began to scream. . . .
"Hey Koolaid!" And wouldn't you know a big rampaging pitcher burst throught the wall and then....
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accompanied by Jack Sparrow's fanfare from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" soundtrack, began waddling about through the uniformed mass, tossing legionnaires into his cavity, where they drowned in a wet and sugary red mess. Just then I was most rudely brought back to reality by...
...the frustrated script writer who couldn't seem to control this plot line. He pounded furiously on the typewriter's keys, trying to force Ingrid to reveal...
her ankles, but he should have known dames like Ingrid just don't do things like that. "What the heck ever happened to that dame Lola" he wondered as he ...
tried to figure out why the storyline keeps going from first person to third and back again. I didn't drink THAT much tequila! I finally figured out that the dame wanted me to find her two-timing old man. I'd introduce him to a friend close to my...
...great-step aunt on your father's side twice removed, who fought in the American Civil war before you were born. You really should meet both your great-step aunt and her close friend because you would...
. . . . likely be interested in their unaccounted for obsession with lattices. In case you didn't know, lattices . . . .
are not the vegetables that are the building blocks of salads but something unique, in this case ...
. . . . a wholly unrefined form of art, languidly residing nearer the back of . . . .
houses and apartment buildings. The wild lattice, in contrast to it's domestic cousin is most often found in the ...
. . . . wild underbrush of the treacherous Outback, and is known to the idigenous tribesmen as a . . . .
The lattice that lurks by night....a most dreaded apparition and not one to be trifled with if you value your....
. . . . genitalia. Lattices have been know to, on multiple occasions, . . . .
inflict serious injury on those not wearing protective undergarments. They must also never be called a name such as....