It was not cooked enough.
Why trees grow upwards?
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It was not cooked enough.
Why trees grow upwards?
So they can fall down.
Why do trees fall down?
Because they want to sleep.
Why do we need schools?
So fish have somewhere to live.
Why do horsies sleep standing up?
so they can still be horsing around while asleep
how many trees are there in a forest?
They don't always...Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathcliff
and....I can't see a forest for all these trees
What are you waiting for?
I'm waiting for Godot.
Why can't we sleep standing up?
You can't?
Why do kids fight sleep so much?
Because this exercise gives them a sound sleep.
Why do kids suck their thumb?
Because it tasts better than their big toe.
Why do people dance?
Because they have ants in their pants.
Why don't ants wear pants?
Because they have no sewing machines to make them.
Why is the internet so addicting?
I believe it drank a cup of coffee.
Why do we need a heart?
So that someone can break it and a better one can heal it.
Why doesn't a centipede wear shoes?
By the time the tie them all in the morning...it's time to go to bed again...
Why are we asking all of these questions?