Because the clown fish can't tell real jokes.
Why does the earth turn.
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Because the clown fish can't tell real jokes.
Why does the earth turn.
Because someone threw it and it didn't stop spinning.
Why is the earth flat?
Because, it forgot it's high heels at home.
What is global warming?
Someone left the heater on.
Why isn't this remote control working?
Because the invisible man is using it.
Why do dogs bark?
They ran out of things to say.
How did all the water get into this boat?
Someone pulled the plug.
How electricity made?
Magic.
How did the bug get onto the inside of the computer screen?
He was looking for the virus that he spread.
How does a car run?
One foot at a time...
Does a car have to walk before it runs?
It must crawl first!
why do penguins have wings?
Because they want to be Pilots...
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
It wasn't stealing, just borrowing. :lol:
What does this flashing red light mean?
I think it means go...
Is it true that we all have a twin somewhere around the world?
I keep mine in my pocket. :D
Why did the cookie crumble?