How many ...?

Once.

How many books did you read in 2014?

Ah, I'm pretty much the same way.

I really don't know -

How many French authors are on your list of your top 20?

Zero

How many pillows do you keep on your bed?

Five.

How many have I told you not to throw your socks there?

0

How many times have you watched your favorite movie?

Once.

How many stuffed animals do you own?

Wait, ask me if I sleep with a stuffed animal instead.

Can't do it; wrong thread.

How many friends have you forgiven today?

zero

How many hours have you read today?

Almost 3

How many films have you watched this month?

Too many... thanks Netflix

How many cds do you own?

157

How many miles did you jog today?

0.

How many hours/minutes have you spent sitting in one place today?

20 minutes at the pub.

How many traffic tickets do you estimate youve gotten since driving?

Zero but I have two warnings

How many pets have you owned?