Because your eyes are shut...
When will we ever learn?
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Because your eyes are shut...
When will we ever learn?
When I finish writing the book called "learning - the Idiots Way."
Why do some people stir other people?
Because they have a big spoon up their backside and have a need to use it.....
Why is red not the same as brown when you consider colours to be unique?
Oh, Aimussage... This one just blew me away. You made my day dear. Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
Because red had a fight with brown and they are no longer colorful friends.
Why are people always searching for ansers?
Because if they didn't they'd be doing nothing but be in a state of absolute nothingness.
What happened to the sweeping scenes in movies?
The cleaners came a day before the opening. Sorry.
Why is the world round?
It has to do with the effects of circular reasoning...
Why is the galaxy a disc?
So we can play it on our playstation
Why do people eat?
Because if they didn't they wouldn't be fat and bulky!
What is a orison?
A lollypop.
What is a book?
Something people write to later adapt for TV
When did Uri Geller bend a spoon?
He didn't really bend the spoon...because the spoon didn't really exist in the first place...
Where's Waldo?
Chasing after 'Where's Wally'.
How did the printer make all of the words go in a straight line?
It was printing a disciplinary action memo.
Why do hyenas laugh?
Due to disciplinary action memos.
Why don't fish laugh?