Would You??

Street Meat! Sure I would!


Edit: SLOW!

To answer Skib: I never throw up. Ever. So sure I'd lay down ;)


Would you put condiments on your street meat?

Absolutely. Just not relish.

Would you feed half of your street meat to your dog?

Brat with a few onions and some mustard...that's all
NO WAY! My dog is not worthy of street meat!!


Would you eat one or two?

I would never give that to my dog, but I would eat two haha

Would you ever question the contents of your street meat?

Never. the small, hard pieces leave lots to the imagination.

Would you ask the vendor if their street meat was organic?

NO! I don't believe in the benefits of organic anything.

How often would you eat street meat before being concerned for your health?

A bit of street meat is the least of my worries when it comes to health. ;)

Would you allow someone to pet your dog if you knew your dog would bite them?

I don't think that I'd ever be concerned...
I wouldn't have a dog that bites...

Would you consider licking a frog or eating a worm for a high?

No..just, no lol

Would you ever teach your cat tricks?

EDIT: nope. I wouldn't have a cat in the first place.

Naw. I get loopy off 600 milligrams of painkillers. Frogs and worms are a little far out for me. Unless the worm came from a bottle of Aha Toro.

Would you lick a frog or eat a worm for money?

No! I'm not licking anything like that!

Would you rather have a dog or a horse?

Only gummy worms and chocolate frogs for me.

Would you eat a meat and marshmallow sandwich if you were hungry?

I'd rather have a dog. They are more cuddly.
(I'm very soft when it comes to my demon furniture eaters.)

same question I asked.

If money were no problem, I would rather have a horse.

I would eat a marshmallow and meat samich even if I wasn't hungry.

Would you eat a brownie soaked in ranch dressing?

No! That's disgusting. As is the sandwich!

Would you sleep in your horse's stall for the night if it was going to be cold? (Watch out for thrashing hooves!)

Yeah, why not? I've slept in weirder places. I actually stayed in the dog kennel at my last job for a night.

Would you put a heat lamp in the haystack to help your cat stay warm?

Yes...been there...not because it was cold though...but I stayed with a dying burro once
No...it sounds like a way to catch the hay on fire...

Would you jump off a cliff into a pond, lake, or river?

If there was no chance of lighting the hay on fire, absolutely.

Would you give the cat the only blanket if it was cold?

EDIT:nope. Cat's got fur, I don't.
absolutely! I got in trouble at my summer job last summer for exactly that . . . and i also know a guy that drove from the Oklahoma panhandle to Livermore Colorado (a twelve hour trip) with a miniature burro . . . in the back of his 4Runner.

Would you jump on a bike into a lake, river or pond?

Yes

Would you give up your shirt?

For what? If there was a good reason, maybe.

Why would you ask me to give up my shirt? (Tread carefully, gentlemen!)

For the cat...you know...the shirt off your back? What were you thinking?

Would you give up your last cookie?

Edit: uh . . . sure. But you can't have my milk!
to splint up my broken arm from falling off a horse?:redface:

Would you splint up my arm from falling off a horse?

Only at a Grateful Dead concert, but you'd be selling it for taco money; who wouldn't? :lol:

Would you eat insects if you were starving?

Yes, the cat can have my shirt. Yes, I would give up the last cookie (to an animal, not a person, sorry!).

Yes, Skib, I would wrap your arm if you fell off.

Would you give me a leg up if I fell off?

edit: sure, I'd eat pretty much anything if I were starving!

If I think I know what you mean...yes!

Would you SHARE your last cookie with me?

EDIT: Nope. Sorry Bien, you aren't cute.


Would you still ride home if you broke your ankle?

In a car.

Would you bark like a seal if asked to?

Absolutely. Not gonna walk!

Sorry, King, not gonna bark!

Would you share your horse with me if mine ran off after dumping me?

Yes...

Would you want to ride in front or in back?

Behind. Better for the horse's back :)

Would you rather ride a mare or a gelding?

Gelding. Riding a mare is like dealing with my mother on a much more personal basis.

Mare or stallion?

Stud. I really don't like mares.

Stallion or gelding? mwa haha

Gelding for riding...especially for kids

Would you alter a game from 'Would you' to 'this or that'?

HAHA oh crap. Too many games

Would you like to pick the next question please?

Nay, there is already a forum for that.

Would you slap someone for no reason/ for fun?

No...that'd be mean

Would you eat before a meal?

EDIT: Yeah. Sure. Like cocktail hour, right?


Would you feel like a dork for playing along with mixing up the forum games?

Yes, if I don't like what's being cooked.

Edit: Absolutely Not!! :D Okay, maybe a little...HEY WAIT! You noticed?

Would you cook for someone even if you don't know what they like?

Yes...I'd make a variety

Would you be mad if I went to bed?