To let in all the bugs, while you are drinking
Why is the web so confusing?
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To let in all the bugs, while you are drinking
Why is the web so confusing?
The spider said so.
Why do some people have red hair?
Because it makes them look hot.
Why is water colorless?
It is cheaper.
Why did the accident happen?
Because the newspaper was going blank for two days.
Why do we scratch?
Because we are looking for the flea.
Why do fleas like dogs and cats?
Cats and dogs spend more time closer to home than humans and that suits fleas, who are very homely creatures.
When a cow was milked for the very first time, what did the person milking it think was going to happen?
That the cow would go... Toot - Toot.
Why are we born?
Early women found in favour of this, rather than laying an egg.
Why does it rain?
Because we are sick of the snow...
Why are there ten hot dogs in a pack, when there are twelve buns?
the two extra buns are for cleaning up after the dogs
If I wear one of those aerodynamic biker suits when I walk, will I get to my destination faster?
No...you have to wear an aerodynamic walker suit for that...
Why is the sky blue?
It's actually swirls of orange and purple if you see it through Ozzy Osbourne's little round glasses.
Would it cause a mayhem if I store a crow bar right next to a monkey bar?
The result would be the Cro-monknus Man Bar...
Why is it impossible to return a car jack into its exact position after changing a tire?
You should have used a car jane (men are impossible.....)
why can't we see in the dark?