it is bigger than a Toyota Corolla.
Early to bed and early to rise makes....
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it is bigger than a Toyota Corolla.
Early to bed and early to rise makes....
...for a slow poster and a dead Mercutio.
"Ask for me in the morning, and you shall find me...
snoring like a buzzsaw.
If you ask for me in the afternoon, then....
...take a number; I'm busy.
Ask for me in the evening...:brow:...
and be prepared for an evening you won't soon forget! ;)
Plopping my tiara on top of my head, I turned and....
...opened the door to greet my visitor. ;)
Robin, with pink tulips and daisies in hand...
tripped and fell. But I was nice and didn't laugh (I even helped him up) because tulips and daisies are my favorite flowers. :nod:
Today it was sooooo hot that...
...Robin had to take his shirt off.
The blazing sun...
stood out against the smoggy sky like a drop of blood on the sidewalk.
The dame said she had a case for me. She looked like...
...like it might be a case of measles.
I eyed her speculatively, appreciating her...
raspy, smoker's voice as she explained her symptoms to me.
While never one to turn down a case or a dame. . . .
...I couldn't help but notice how, even after she extinguished her cigarette, smoke continued to flow from her nostrils.
I put on my trench coat and fedora, faced the camera, and...
had a pack of cigarettes tossed at my head. You can't never trust no dames! :D
It was a dark and stormy night, with the moon riding high up in the....
...in the vicinity of where the plumber's pants should have been.
The dame looked at cigarette pack where it had fallen to the floor, then at me. Then she said, "Well, aren't you going to be a ..."
gentleman, and pick up that cigarette pack I so rudely threw at you?
I turned to her so fast my fedora fell off my head. Taking her into my arms, I....