isn't it what mothers do? Bother people untill they no longer can be bothered?
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isn't it what mothers do? Bother people untill they no longer can be bothered?
Do I want to sleep and have good dreams only?
How can you not want that? You do know how to wake up right?
Can someone wake me up at the right time?
Why is the sky at night black?
Are there no stars to guide your dreams into the night? What if there is no one awake to wake you up? What if they all dream of turnips?
Dont you think i'll have to sleep to know of all this? And wouldnt it be a nightmare if I dream of turnips? turnips...in my dreams too....Noooooo :rolleyes:
Can one, by counting turnips, become immortal?
Immortal? No. Hungry maybe.
If the turnip had a personality how would it be described ... in Freudian terms?
Could it be a little turnipian in preferences?
Do you extend freewill to the turnip .... or are its preferences instinctive?
Do you think a turnip is ruled soley by it's turnipey Id? :p
Arent turnips ruled by Martians?
Isn't that a bit presumptious? Don't you think it is more likely they co-exist?
Can you show some evidence?
Well, I could show you a turnip but wouldn't you know it, my camera jammed when I tried to be the first to get real phorographagic evidence of Martains? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/...spacecraft.gif
Don't you think it is only a matter of time before we realise that turnips and other roots are sentient creatures?
Why cant everyone be as polite as Logos?
What would all the vegetarians eat?
We'd all have to share, wouldn't we?
What would you share?
I'd share my eggplant, but not my chocolate, wouldn't you? :D
If roots are sentient creatures, would you still eat eggplant?
I don't eat it anyway, do you think I'd start, especially if I found that out?
What would it take to get you to start eating eggplant?
Do you have a million dollars? :D
No, but would you eat it in a house? Would you eat it with a mouse?
How would I know if you had a million dollars?
well, wouldn't you know telepathicaly , using your telepathic mind?
What if I make myself think I have a million dollars even if I don't?
Isn't that self delusional?
How do you delude yourself? Stand out in a deluge?
Wouldn't that be deluging oneself, not deluding oneself?
Aw, who cares, anyway? Isn't that a pretty insignificant difference? :D
Are there any differences that aren't insignificant?
In what context?
Are there contexts which have more significant differences than others?
Why would you need to know?
Would it help in job interviews?
Aren't you supposed to dress nicely for those?
Will 'Intelligent professor shabbily dressed' look work?