Hi Janine.
Crave open spaces
To run and howl with the pack.
Dinner was a mouse.
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Hi Janine.
Crave open spaces
To run and howl with the pack.
Dinner was a mouse.
Dinner with a mouse
Add a little salt and then
Slice that rodent up.
Slice that rodent up
Anticipating grotesque,
Stew meat's delicious!
Stew meat's delicious
with lots of fresh rosemary.
Salt is still needed.
Salt is still needed,
just in case a wound occurs -
due to the hot stew.
Due to the hot stew
Hands are blistered,and callused
Sliced carrots and meat
Sliced carrots and meat
Pouring piping hot gravy
Over the stewed rat
Over the stewed rat
The victorious mother
Cackles with delight.
Cackles with delight—
Tricky auld green ugly witch—
Heating up the oven!
Heating up the oven
'Til your gloves burn up the turk.
Rub it with spices.
Rub it with spices
Soak it in natron and myrrh
Bind and entomb it.
Bind and entomb it
decorate it with a sock
hope wart goes away
Hey that's a great one Pen!! One of the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Hope wart goes away
with new super duper cream.
Witchy woman not.
Witchy woman not
Bad as she's made out to be
Curse misunderstood.
Curse, misunderstood
I never can articulate
myself! Like right now!
Myself! Like right now!
Befuddled as usual -
Which way to go next?
Which way do we go next?
The new year is like a sea,
Vast, wide, and breezy.
and so it is indeed.... and a new adventure for all of us!
Vast, wide, and breezy,
Oceans beckoned me, foam capped waves
Swept my soul to sea.
Swept my soul to sea...
into the measured depths, ah,
seamless seasons be...
Seamless seasons be
The end of black cold night sky
O my sweet little thing
O my sweet little thing,
how big have you grown ! Stop ! Then,
there's no one on your side !!!..
No one on your side?
You and me take on them all!
Can’t take us both! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fam/fam05.gif
Can't take us both
Lovely sadness, hid'ous joy
Which one do you want?
((I've been away too long again...:bawling:))
Which one do you want?
I thought you liked me better
than that! Fine, I'm gone.
...Than that? Fine, I'm gone--
The orange and turkey will
Take me to the bar....
((This is a drunkard on New Year's, supposedly.... not really supposed to make sense....))
Take me to the bar . . .
and bring on the buttermilk!
I can't stand much else. :)
I can't stand much else
The carolers kicked my door
Sister sings off key
Sister sings off key
Where's the cotton when you need
it . . . ah, much better.
...It, ah, much better.
Let's blow this popsicle stand!
The turkey will drive...
((Still drunkards....wait, what was that buttermilk thing about???:confused:))
The turkey will drive
you crazy, man! Don't listen
to him, he is foul. (fowl)
The buttermilk thing comes from the old Dukes of Hazzard show . . . Enos would never drink, so he always asked Daisy for a frosted mug of buttermilk. :)
To him, he is foul
But to me he is wondrous
How can he be crude?
How can he be crude?
What happened to Prince Charming?
I thought I knew him.
I thought I knew him
Unnoticed the limbs lopped off
Bloody slipper fits
((Old Cinderella, if you don't get the reference...))
Bloody slipper fits
finally! Thought I'd never
get it on again.
Get it on again
Don't know what you were thinking
Gonna make it fit...
Gonna make it fit
if it takes all day and night!
but, it's only 'ku.
But it's only ku
It need not be perfect, dear
One line could be six!!!!
One line could be six,
she says. Sheese, what is this world
coming to? Don't know . . .
Coming to? Don't know....
Perhaps ask for directions
Orange is sober
((I seem to like these drunkards...))
Orange is sober,
The sunset and "Horizon -
Lily" in closing.