Morals: The standards by which we judge the other guy and pardon ourselves.
Pardon:
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Morals: The standards by which we judge the other guy and pardon ourselves.
Pardon:
Pardon? Didn't hear you.
Subversion.
Subversion. The art of misdirection that allows a hypocrite get away with it
Heretic:
Heretic: Someone who pops a bubble of establishment hot air.
Hot Air:
Hot air: I hear there was another presidential debate tonight. Bound to be plenty of it there.
Hooey
Hooey: The daily output of the pathological liar, which fouls the air considerably during presidential debates
Debate:
Debate: a modern farce which, every four years, has both Lincoln and Douglas doubled over in their graves with laughter.
Lumbago:
Lumbago: Mysterious back pain that is enough for a person to get disability payments, but not enough to interfere with their having six children with two different women, or to stop backbreaking work around their property
Disability:
Disability: Dis ability is one I developed after years of practice.
Corny:
Corny: A word used to describe starched collars.
Snow:
Snow: A sort of cold precipitation which is a time of rejoicing for kids who look forward to school being canceled and riding down hills on anything that will slide. Adults are less enthusiastic because the kids are out of school and tracking in snow and mud from playing in the snow and their cars slide like sleds as they attempt to make it into work, which of course is NOT canceled.
Rain:
Rain: A way for water to get its head out of the clouds and find its way back to earth.
Black Hole:
Black Hole: The bedroom of the average teenager. Anything could be lurking beneath the piles of dirty clothes, filthy dishes, and discarded pizza boxes that allow none of the floor to be visible. Any missing pets are probably there, sucked into that foul smelling rattrap!
Teen:
Teen: In terms of worldliness, cynicism and experience, the new forty-year-olds.
Generation Gap:
Generation Gap: The gap across which the spark of procreation flies.
Fly: