Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Originally Posted by OrphanPip

Twat was definitely considered a swear word where I grew up, I'm pretty sure it's used in the US as well, but isn't that popular. Fanny isn't used in the same way in the US.

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Fanny and twat unheard of here.

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Originally Posted by DanielBenoit

Fanny and twat unheard of here.

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I thought fanny meant bum in the USA, the body part not the homeless person.

Sound - who's the avatar?

Twat is normal conversation round 'ere-

"T'weather's gone to bollocks an'tit"

"Aye its a twat!"


Oh no! Here we go, media rabbitting on about Key marginals and Percentage swings and floating voters.:sleep:

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Twat is normal conversation round 'ere-

"T'weather's gone to bollocks an'tit"

"Aye its a twat!"


Oh no! Here we go, media rabbitting on about Key marginals and Percentage swings and floating voters.:sleep:

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There'll be no news for 6 weeks before and 2 weeks after.

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

Chunky - a synonym for fat, flabby, obese, big boned, carrying too much, of inestimable girth, porky, a gut bucket, beer bellied - I like synonyms. :D

I think she was joking...although she is definately not on the large side, so she might have been getting her own back for my references to her height. (4ft 11)

Yes - female anatomy. I think it's considered the worst word by the UK media.

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Yes, that is what I thought she may be getting at. :reddevil:

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Originally Posted by OrphanPip

Twat was definitely considered a swear word where I grew up, I'm pretty sure it's used in the US as well, but isn't that popular. Fanny isn't used in the same way in the US.

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How is Fanny used in the UK and Montreal, we mean the gluteus here. Like, "I fell on my fanny". I suppose in deference to those named fanny; we stopped using it to mean a**

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Sound - who's the avatar?

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Jude Law, he's one of the hotties this old lady drools over...

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

How is Fanny used in the UK and Montreal, we mean the gluteus here. Like, "I fell on my fanny". I suppose in deference to those named fanny; we stopped using it to mean a**

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That part of the female anatomy mentioned above, you probably wouldn't want to fall on it.

So the decorating has been delayed by a week as my better half is ill and can't go to choose the wallpaper - no, no I won't be choosing it. I could start the pinting as she's decided on the colour. Don't you dislike it when a job is hanging over you and spoiling your surfing?

Meanwhile I did sort out the porch - lick of paint. It is rather diddy though. Ah the holidays - when you can catch up on all those jobs...

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

So the decorating has been delayed by a week as my better half is ill and can't go to choose the wallpaper - no, no I won't be choosing it.

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I should hope not!

First off, making disgraceful statements about the state of women, now discussing wallpaper colours.

When I add that to the threads on flat, FIXED earths and 5000 year old dinosaur fossils, I begin to wonder if the entitre world's gone barking mad!

Parker! A double gin, for my nerves if you will....

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Jude Law, he's one of the hotties this old lady drools over...

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Quite demonic-looking, I like that in a bloke.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

...When I add that to the threads on flat, FIXED earths and 5000 year old dinosaur fossils, I begin to wonder if the entitre world's gone barking mad!

Parker! A double gin, for my nerves if you will....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3SC...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHwDi...eature=related

By the way, you had me in tears with your fixed flat earth responses of late.
Hey maybe I'm on to something... a fixed flat earth...That's it!;

A FLAT EARTH THAT IS FIXED IN SPACE!!
That's the answer we have been looking for!

My God, think of the possibilities?

Gilliatt

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Originally Posted by Paulclem

So the decorating has been delayed by a week as my better half is ill and can't go to choose the wallpaper - no, no I won't be choosing it. I could start the pinting as she's decided on the colour. Don't you dislike it when a job is hanging over you and spoiling your surfing?

Meanwhile I did sort out the porch - lick of paint. It is rather diddy though. Ah the holidays - when you can catch up on all those jobs...

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Pinting? is that an innocent typing error, or a Fraudian slip. You'd rather be enjoying a pint than painting the front room.

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Pinting? is that an innocent typing error, or a Fraudian slip. You'd rather be enjoying a pint than painting the front room.

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:D

You're right - a "fraudian" slip. We got the wallpaper today. Harassment will follow. Alright - out with the cans and away into the allotment.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

I should hope not!

First off, making disgraceful statements about the state of women, now discussing wallpaper colours.

When I add that to the threads on flat, FIXED earths and 5000 year old dinosaur fossils, I begin to wonder if the entitre world's gone barking mad!

Parker! A double gin, for my nerves if you will....

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For me too. Te decorating is looming. :D

I haven't read the flatearth etc threads - I thought they were a joke. I'll have to partake.

I'd take a picture of Auckland at the moment and post it, but all you need to do to replicate the effect is get a blue screen with a large yellow dot in the middle.

Not a cloud over the entire country today.

Paradise, I tell ya, this place is!