How many ...?

2 - 1 to push and 1 to steer.

How many bottles of wine are in the fridge?

I prefer a well chambred claret, so none. Got 4 cans of lager in there though...

How many pairs of shoes have you left lying around on your floor?

Two.

How many seconds are in 423 minutes? (in your head!)

25380?

How many rolls of toilet paper are in the house?

Not enough to cope with the bowel movements of one ferret.

How many beers are in your fridge?

Surprisingly none.

How many fruits and veggies have you eaten today?

Well there was some lettuce and pickle in my lunchtime sandwich, and there was some rice in in my sweetie and sour supper, but I couldn't identify the other ingredients. There may have been traces of orange in the Jaffa cakes I had for pudding this evening.

How many slices of pie have you consumed this week?

None.

By a rough estimate, how many books do you own?

Somewhere in the region of 3,000.

How many cars have you owned?

6

How many times have you had food poisoning?

Twice.

How many mugs/cups do you have in your house?

7

What's the most stitches you've had at one time?

As far as I can remember, the only time I've had stitches was after I had my appendix out, and there can't have been more than four, I think... It was a long time ago.

How many horror films do you own, and which ones are they?

If you consider Mars Attacks and Rocky Horror Picture show as horror films then I own 2.

How many Romantic Comedies do you own?

Do you count Gross Point Blank as a romcom? If so, then maybe 4.

How many outstanding parking tickets have you got :D