Pam

The PAM was not content with bleaching her eyebrows purple, she chopped her hair and dyed it purple too! And on top of that, she will match it to her red and yellow dress! Poor taste, Maddie..*shakes head* :p

I auctioned that dress and it sold for a million $ and the PAM bought it. :D

And i threw it on the garbage afterwards..:p But the PAM, the PAM! She took it and wore it again without washing it!!:( Oh no!!

You threw a million dollar dress in garbage :eek2: It had diamonds inside ~sigh~ one person loss is another ones gain.

The PAM makes wierd abstract paintings saying its 'modern art'

But the PAM commisions those paintings! :p

the PAM beleives that "surrealism" is painting herself blue. :lol:

PAM flys about on a space ship. Or at least tells everyone she does.

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The PAM has a laugh that makes the sound of fingernails on a blackboard seem lovely and nice.

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*cringes*

And they say virus aren't cool. The PAM runs them and keeps them on his computer for such a long time the virus became friends with him. Ofcourse, that doesn't say much because the PAM finally admitted to "virtual" hanging out with those pesky little creatures that destroy life. :p

The PAM randomly screeches out the phrase "tinglywingly dooo" in polite company. :eek2:

Avast anti-virus is award winning and free download for home users...:)

PAM often begins dancing to the sound of traffic! :D

PAM keeps all her used tissues rolled in a ball inside her sleeve.

PAM picks up other people's used tissues and uses them for herself. :p

PAM eats used tissues thinking they are cotton candy:sick:

The PAM is old enough to be a lady but she still wears those Mickey Mouse sweaters. :D

The PAM wears the Minnie Mouse Ribbons on her hair to a party...:p