'twas designed by a dyslexic.
Why are some so unpredictable?
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'twas designed by a dyslexic.
Why are some so unpredictable?
Someone took the keys off and rearranged them.
Why did the dog say, 'orange! Orange!'?
Because it can't say, 'blue, blue'.
Why do we bake a cake?
Because it can't bake itself, silly!
Why should you let a sleeping dog lie?
Because it's cruel to make them sleep whilst standing up.
Why do we have to be taught how to read and write?
Because the computers can't do it alone.
Why do moles live underground?
They hate us.
Where are the rules stored for particles, planets and stars to follow?
Because if they were in the front they would get lost.
Why is a tomato a fruit?
Because it is not a flower.
Why are frogs amphibian?
Becuase the sky is blue.
Why do zips get stuck?
Because they are sticky zips.
Why are humans so stupid?
Science came up with an extremely delightful idea of blaming everything on our parents. It's genetic.
If men are from Mars and women from Venus, who's from Jupiter?
Tranny's
Why is the sky blue?
We stole it from Pandora.
Why do male lions have a mane?
Because they forget to shave.
Why is it that attracts women to men?